Farkin' Links Vol. 171 12/5

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
--Steven Wright

Whoa...does anybody remember that Nickelodeon show Salute Your Shorts? Say hello to Donkey Lips, all grown up...or out, I suppose. Word up, homey.

Huh...giant scorpions in Scotland...330 million year ago. That's certainly headline worthy. Get this, there were also giant lizards as big as houses only 75 million years ago!

I think this guy might be holding in more anger and bitterness than an average person running out of q-tips would.

The running back on the USC Trojans, Reggie Bush, has been putting up video game statistics in college, but check out his high school footage. I think he might be from planet Krypton.

For the "Japanese people are wierd" link, we get to combine it with my favorite sport, soccer. I swear, Japanese people can't even hold a normal soccer practice without some natural disaster, a tsunami, a tornado, Godzilla, breaking things up.

Damn! That was almost a scene straight out of Final Destination 3 or something. I guess trees do serve some purpose other than furniture. Ads totally not safe for work.

I think I found my new favorite source for news...how come nobody's told me about this! Heads will roll, I assure you! This site isn't really safe for work.

I love Pacman as much as anyone...but isn't this whole concept moving in the wrong direction as far as technology is concerned?

Hmmm...this must be why Moody has been considering moving to another country. Hehe...more maybe it's this.

Sexomnia, huh? That sounds like a pretty lame excuse. Still, how much of a rape could this have been if, as the victim states,"His arms were very limp."