Farkin' Links Vol. 156 10/4

I did a signing last night with a cousin of Rush Limbaugh. I'm not even sure what to say about that. Even stranger, he had a Japanese Chin for a pet which is exactly the dog I used to have as a kid not to mention he also owned an African grey parrot, the same bird my dad bought then got tired of and gave away. The guy was rather surprised I knew what his rather ecclectic menagerie was made up of, but then again, so was I. I don't even like animals.

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
--Robert Wilensky


Hmmm...maybe I should rethink my opposition to women serving in the military.

I've said it before and I'll just keep on saying it...Old people will pho-k you up. I hope Carol doesn't piss off any old ladies in her brand new Mercedes...

I've gone fishing on many occasions, unfortunately, but I've never caught anything like this.

The Danish airforce killed Santa Claus' reindeer...I know it's amazing...I didn't know the Danes even had an airforce!

I guess this is what Western values bring to Islamic countries...giant catfights!

Let's keep the Islamic soccer stories going, if only for Moody...check out this pic! I love that head gear.

Nobody ever said the Spice Girls were members of Mensa, but you probably shouldn't try and do stupid things in front of photographers.

Ouch, ouch, ouch. I don't think this penis therapy is an ancient Chinese secret. Getting your willie burned and reduced is not cool...I'm going to leave out a joke about Asians having small penises here in an effort to be more racially sensitive...and it's just too damn easy.

This seems like a stupid reason to visit a bar, but I can understand the need. I mean, it's probably the only place in England where you can get a cold beer.

Wow, this was bound to happen at some point with all the dvds in the pimped out cars. Still, are you surpised that the man busted two black dudes? Fight the man!

There she is...the most beautiful drug trafficer in the world...she's from Thailand, so she probably had some really cool tricks during the talent show section...probably involving ping pong balls.

CHICK FIGHT! These women fight dirty...

Wow...now this is way overdue. A soundboard of quotes from the awesomest of awesome movies, Army of Darkness! Hail to the king, baby!

This is an interesting follow up to that cool video of those wasps destroying a bee hive. It turns out the bees can kill a wasp by giving him a little too much lovin'.

Hehe...this reminds me of when I used to skate. I think I even managed to do this particular trick, only far less graceful. Now you know why I gave it up.