Farkin' Links Vol. 157 10/5

I had a signing last night that kept me from watching the beginning of the Angels-Yankees game...which I guess is a good thing. Those damn Yankees won the game; the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim better suck it up or they're not going to get to the next round. They better at least win a game this postseason; last year they got swept right out on their ass. The signing was going alright; I was chatting the lady getting a refi and pulling out about 30k from her home. She was talking about things she should probably do to the house and I asked,"Is that what you're planning to do with the money?" She told me, no, that she needed the money to hang on until her husband came back. I asked where he was coming back from as I assumed it was a business trip or perhaps a medical problem. "Prison," she answered. Yeah...alright...huh...is it awkward in here or is it just me?

"The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything."
--Walter Bagehot


I have to include this link in support of Uriel and all he's doing to protect this great country. Screenshots of Anne Hatheway getting nekkid, who Uriel is so in love with that he purposely went to watch the Princess Diaries and it's sequel.

This guy proposed to his girlfriend on a Search Engine...that seems grounds alone to say hell no.

Did you hear about Kate Moss doing coke? Well, why don't you just watch it instead.

Wow...this king of New Orleans has a web page devoted soley to his beer looting exploits.

It's ok to love animals...but it's NOT ok to LOVE animals. All I know is Moody is lucky my dad hasn't heard about this headline yet.

Wow...I think we need to purchase NFL Blitz simply to perpetuate the legend that is Ron Mexico!

This has to be the stupidest shirt I've ever seen...and I'm so going to buy it before I visit China.

Wilmer "Fez" Valderrama is like a young Tommy Lee...despite the fact that he's not cool in any way.

This is pretty cool...a complete script of every Monty Python television episode. It's not completely unexpected, like the Spanish Inquisition, but it's a lot of work for so much silliness.

These guys are a bunch of bastards. Still, I laughed.

Mobile phone cameras will get you into trouble when you least expect it...but especially when you're drunk off your ass and doing stupid things.

Alright, stick it to those RIAA bastards! Fight the man!

Would you like to climb the Matterhorn but are far too lazy to actually learn how to mountain climb? Well, you could go to Disneyland, or you can go to this website.

These cop impersonations might have been fun to feel up women, but it won't be so fun when they're getting felt up by their cell mate.

I think you should be allowed to bring your gun to work...I mean, I work downtown. Hell, I should be allowed to carry a shotgun to some of the places I have to go to.