Farkin' Links Vol. 142 9/7

So, I bought a car yesterday. I really hate dealing with car dealerships because it means you have to deal with car salesmen. These slimebags are just plain dangerous; they tried to jack me on my loan interest rates. Luckily, I'm not a complete retard and I had already secured a much lower rate outside of this crappy ass dealership. To be fair, this is where they usually make some extra money, so I can't really be that mad at them for trying to make a living, but I'm not gonna bend over and grab my ankles just so they can pay for their kid's braces. The guy that was the salesman was a nice kid; he was straight out of high school supposedly raising money so he could attent college. We both knew he had about as much chance going back to college as I did of becoming a Chinese jet pilot, but we just pretended so as not to kill the small talk. He also was also wanting to pull an honest to God Jack Lin stunt. He wanted to buy a car from Japan, import it and set it up for California. The plan is basically to buy a 5,000 dollar car and spend another 15,000 to get it to work...20 grand for a 5 grand car. That totally makes sense...if you're insane! He was a nice guy though...much better than the weird computer guy in inventory that was trying to find the car I wanted. This guy was the perfect stereotype of a cyber-geek; he was a short, thin, albino-like pale white guy with greasy hair and horn-rimmed glasses who seemed to think he missed his calling as a comedian...I can assure you, he did not. He was one of those close talkers too, which made me wish he'd take a break from World of Warcraft and maybe shower once in a while. Either way, I found my car so I hopefully won't have to do this for at least another 5 or 6 years.

"The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee."
--Tellis Frank (The cool thing is that in Thailand, you can. They love their 7-11's)


Hehe...this is so great. The crazy part is I have no idea which is a porn star or a my little pony name.

Wow, I need to get myself a trunk midget, too.

These are some impressive limos...that I'll never, ever have enough money to ride in.

See, this is exactly what Edna Mode in the Incredibles was talking about...capes are just plain dangerous.

Yet one more example that a picture is worth a thousand words.

This is why fake fighting is always a bad idea...someone always takes it too far. Still, this is definitely a new way to bitch-slap someone. Ads not safe for work.

Hehe...I totally have to get my grandmother this shirt for her birthday.

Here's a pictoral of 18 reasons to play golf. Oddly enough, looking at Mickelson's man boobies didn't make the cut. Still, some pics not safe for work.

This is more information about that Dell dude than I ever wanted. Although the last picture is an eye opener...I'm more interested in how you study to be a mime. Do they actually have schools for that?

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have a little piece of Michael Moore...well, I guess there really isn't anything little on Moore, but this is pretty funny anyways.

I suppose this makes the case for public transportation. Of course, stacking 26 people in one minibus is usually dangerous unless you're a clown.

I know this guy thinks he's a deep thinker and making a political statement or some such crap, but he could totally make a killing on Halloween with these products.

People sure get fired for some strange reasons...I dunno if this guy's story was better than some of the other ones. I like the fencing story, myself.

I love David Blaine...he's one crazy mo-fo. I've seen this clip before, but it's worth seeing again just for the crowd reaction.

Whoa...bug porn! Of course, they'd make more money if they were doing gay bug porn...at least, according to Ben.