Farkin' Links Vol. 154 9/27

Wow...what a busy week this has been...and it's only Wednesday. Pho-k. Let's see; I had a signing in a crappy neighborhood the other night yet again. You can tell the neighborhood sucks
when people get out of their cars and threaten other drivers with a baseball bat. Seriously, who carries around a bat in their passenger seat? I can guarantee he wasn't in a softball league. I mentioned during the signing that I was going to get a bite to eat and the man I was assisting helpfully suggested several places to eat. The one he sold me on was named the Gold Ox; he told me it was the best pastrami sandwich I could get. I had asked," Like the Hat?" He replied,"Sure, only it's better." That had me sold, so I rolled on over. When I ordered the special, the guy behind the counter whipped out the bun. It wasn't particularly impressive and I was beginning to think the man had been exaggerating until pastrami began to be piled onto the bread. He kept putting more and more pastrami until it completely dwarfed the bun, then he added some more. By the time he was done with it, I was caught between excitement and fear. It looked like it was going to be great, but it also looked like it was going to give me a heart attack right then and there. With a soda, a towering pile of fries, and enough mustard to take a bath in, the only thing it was missing was a defibrillator. A better idea of how impressive it was is that I actually went out to my car and grabbed my camera just so I could take a picture. I'll be sure to post it at some point.

"All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed."
--Sean O'Casey


That wasn't very nice...but it sure was funny.

Gay penguin goes straight...Pat Robertson must be happy to hear that.

Boy, I'm glad the ACLU is here to protect us from common sense.

Damn...dogs are freakin' stupid.

Well, I only agree with this decision by the school if both of these lesbians parents were ugly.

What a bunch of sick freaks!

That's a pretty cool trick...but probably not what you want to be doing in the middle of a race.

That's a pretty disgusting drink...it reminds me of something Paul did back in high school. Of course, nobody actually drank it.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have a new Ronald McDonald...I know I hate clowns, but it's because they don't look like this.

This girl must have been on something special to do that to her hair. Whatever it was, I don't want any of it.

I, for one, salute this club's efforts. Makes me wanna go to New Orleans.

Wow...that's just...wow...

That's pretty impressive...but not as impressive as that guy who used to defy phsyics when parking his VW bug.

...and I thought I had nothing to do at work...

The Simpsons predicted it; we're so screwed. The smartest animals on the planet are going to destroy us all.