Farkin' Links Vol. 144 9/9

I love my new GPS unit that's in my car, but I'm certain it will be the death of me at some point. How do you not fiddle with a minature computer that lets you plot far away destinations and plot points? I certainly don't have time to watch the road or anything like that.

Since I have nothing to talk about today combined with very little work, I'm going to have to warn everyone about this dangerous children's show that my brothers are obsessed with. No, it's not the gay sponge(although, doesn't spongebob squarepants sound like a contraceptive?), it's a show with a much lower profile which makes it all the more damaging. I'm talking about Bob the Builder. At first, I too was entertained by the bland, effective carpentry done by this Bob character and his eclectic cast of talking vehicles. It finally hit me as I was watching it one day and realized he never gets paid for any of his work; Bob is a communist. They live in a little community where everyone does a specific job(obviously chosen by the commissariat of labor) where if you try to attempt someone else's job, you're severly punished. They repeatedly teach this lesson with a poor scarecrow character who's just trying to escape this agrarian paradise and better himself and who is shown to be an incompetent fool that everyone hates. The perfect commie repesentation of the bourgeoisie. It's only a matter of time before he's shipped off by one of the colorful trucks to a "re-education" camp. Don't let the brainwashing of your children and nephews or nieces continue; just say no to Bob...or should I say Boris!

Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
--Joseph Stalin


Hey ladies...this study is looking for some volunteers. Don't be embarrassed...do it!

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, well, actually, this is pretty cool. I think they should do this more often.

I'm not sure if this was on purpose, but I certainly hope it wasn't.

This guy's headed for ESPN! Look out, Trey Wingo...there's a new sportscaster in town! Actually, I just wanted a reason to type out Trey Wingo. This guy's just embarrassing. Boom goes the dynamite, baby.

It's almost like they created this page specifically for me. Now, I, too, can understand what the heck Tupac was trying to say.

Wowzers! At first, I thought this might be a bust, but this guy is the real rifleman!

Hmmm...maybe this guy should sell one of these cars and use that to buy a new house with a bigger garage.

This toilet seat is truly disturbing. I'm not even sure how you would have even gotten the experience to use the bathroom in this fashion...horses don't have a hollow center.

These are almost as cool as my Oakleys...certainly a lot cheaper.

I guess Florida isn't completely insane after all. This is a no brainer of a judgment, but with the way the judicial system works now, you never know.

Hehe...Paris Hilton declares she's not a sexual person. I suppose that explains why she made all those sex tapes; so she could remember how to do it.

...and Europe wonders why their population is declining.

I know computers can be confusing and scary...but seriously, if you think you should alter a component with a knife, maybe you should ask before you cut.

I know they tell you to look both ways before crossing the train tracks...but maybe you should look ahead, too.

This may be the greatest headline I've ever seen...and the story is even weirder. There go the Chinese again, pulling stunts.