Farkin' Links Vol. 152 9/23

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy BIRTHDAY TO...uh oh...I better stop before I get charged with royalties. I just can't get into that Happy happy birthday song they use at restaurants now. Anyways, I've survived another year, which is pretty good. Especially considering some of the strange trips I've taken over the past couple of years; I don't have that amazing healing factor that my brother has(I'm not sure that he's human...he's gotten sick once in the past 12 years). I've gotten sick in every country I've visited, yet I keep going back for more. I must be a subconscious masochist or something. I hope you guys have a good weekend and go ahead and enjoy my links.

Oh yeah, I also finally got around to finishing my album from my trip to Charleston. Now, you can see it without actually having to go there! Believe me, you'll thank me later.

"Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong."
--Dandemis


Sometimes I'm sad that I wasn't able to play football in high school...then I see something like this and feel much better I'm able to walk.

I take back all the things I've said about Jessica Biel movies...I'm definitely going to go see London...at least twice.

Oh wow...I know EXACTLY what I want as my Halloween costume this year.

Gee, I guess Halloween really is just around the corner. I'm so jealous of the kids who got to dress up as Rubik's cube. I'm sorry, I mean the kids who got to beat the crap out of the kids dressed as Rubik's cube.

That's the second biggest Gameboy I've ever seen...what's up, Tristan? How have you not sent me a video game link like this? You're slipping, man...

This is a very in depth examination of the differences between the American and Japanese Mario Bros. 3...by a guy who's probably living in his parents' basement.

Hey Alex, when did you get a basement room to house all your toys? The amazing part is he's married.

I love netflix and all, but there are just some things that you shouldn't rent. Not safe for work.

This guy needs to prioritze a little better.

Poor Henry Earl is in jail again. Since when is getting drunk a crime?

I usually don't like that guerilla art, but this is really damn clever. I know I'd have a field day with these thought bubbles.

I've heard of glow in the dark condoms...but this, this is ridiculous.

I'm not sure what to make of this, but hey, I love white rappers. Plus, any song dedicated to Subarus has to be shared with the world. Not safe for work.

Why do people insist on making embarrassing videos of themselves and posting them online? Not that I'm complaining; I wouldn't have anything to share with you if they didn't. Anyways, Kiss rocks.

Well...normally you'd buy something like this at an adult store. Still, I guess the docs need to train somewhere...