Farkin' Links Vol. 151 9/22

I booked my next vacation yesterday and I'm really looking forward to it. Well, I'm looking forward to seeing the sites, but certainly not the food. I've never been a big fan of curry. That and I'm gonna miss eating a hamburger for a while.

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
--George Burns


Most of you probably don't play Madden, and for that, you're crazy. Still, the new roster was taken down for a most ridiculous reason...

Ooooooohhhh...that's gotta hurt. I think I just threw up in my mouth. Oh yeah, ads ain't safe for work.

Damn...that was the best fight I've seen since those two black chicks fought in that link from last month. Bear vs. Tiger...who you got?

Gee, I hope they can save the banana from itself. This sounds like an insidious terrorist plot to me.

Whoa...remind me never to commit any crimes in Nigeria...haha...just kidding; I wouldn't be caught dead even going to Nigeria.

Well, it sounds like it's finally time for me to visit China.

Didn't Dave Chappelle do a skit on this story? This has got to be one of the most bizarre stories I've read lately, and that's saying something.

Soccer links two days in a row? Say it ain't so!

Awww....what the heck. Here's another soccer link. Sure, I mock soccer all the time, but I cannot deny these guys are true sports fans.

Shoot, I can't leave this great soccer story out either. Anything that involves David Beckham bitch slapping someone has got to be news.

This is interesting; a Hooter's employee manual. Too bad there aren't more pictures.

Whoa...look at this picture. What's up with that Tampa Bay player giving that Viking the shocker? Keep it in the lockeroom, fellas.

Had I figured this out when I was a kid, my hamster would have been far more fun to play with. It sure beats putting him in that plastic ball and rolling him down the stairs.

This would be a much better sequel to Bring it On...it's already been brough, beyatch! Umm...not that I watched that movie or own a copy of it or anything.

I have to include this interview with one of the creators of the greatest computer game of all time; Oregon Trail.