Farkin' Links Vol. 146 9/13

So, football season is finally upon us...and no, I don't mean that Euro soccer crap either. I mean American football, the most popular game in the U.S. Just as important, this means that fantasy football is upon us as well. Fantasy football is a brilliant way to turn average sports fans into rabid statistical quasi-experts and keep interest in even the crappiest teams, i.e. Houston, da Bears, etc. It's also a wonderful way to begin pointless arguments that can span for hours with absolutely nothing being accomplished; it's the closest you can get to being a member of the U.N. Either way, my team this year is looking alright and I won my first game, but at a serious cost. My number one wide receiver, Javon Walker, decided to tear the dreaded ACL and is now free to watch the NFL on Directv all season from a cast on his sofa. I'm going to hope this is the most serious disaster I'll have this year, but I wouldn't be surprised if my team turns into a hospital ward. It's happened before, and with the violence of the game, I'm sure it'll happen again.

"Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad."
--Diogenes the Cynic


Wow...I guess you really can find anything on the internet. Although, that's not exactly a good thing.

I know you've all been missing minigames that give you the opportunity to run over people, so here you go.

That's just sick and wrong...I'll never be able to watch Sesame Street the same way. Ah, who am I kidding? I always thought there was something wrong with Bert and Ernie living together taking baths...

I guess it's good to know that cheese does not cause nightmares, but the most amazing part of this story is the fact that a British Cheese Board exists.

I dunno what this guy did to deserve getting shot up like a rap star, but I'm sure he deserved it.

I used to get sent to my room without any dinner, so I guess I can understand how this poor woman felt.

Yet another lapse in the support services for Hurricane Katrina; no transgender showers. Transgenders are people too...I guess.

Yet another website that wasted an hour of my day; check out the KCNA random insult generator, You bourgeois philistine!

Here's a collection of bizarre wedding garb; although, paying thousands of dollars for a dress you're going to wear once is bizarre enough as it is.

Just in case you were wondering; yes, Tara Reid is still completely insane...and probably drunk.

I guess we can file this away in the Old People will pho-k you up section, but damn! Is this even possible?

I dunno how many of these are photo shopped, but these are some big ass animals.

Wondering what do to with those old cell phones that you replaced? These people have some ideas.

I'm not exactly sure why blowing up a microwave is so funny to this guy, so I'll just assume it's because he's retarded. It would explain a lot.

Let me get this straight; you can make 80,000 dollars for playing Halo? Damn, I really missed my calling.