Farkin' Links Vol. 147 9/16

I haven't been very consistent this week, but, too bad, I'm busy. I don't have all this time to waste; at least this week. I was in Chatsworth this morning at their sparkling new, and presumably, outrageously priced new courthouse this morning. I've noticed this trend; despite the huge debt this state is running, new government buildings are going up all through the valley. The Superior court in Antelope Valley looks grand enough to rival Attaturk's tomb with it's imported marble and sheek, modern lines. Howard Roark would be jealous, if he wasn't such a self absorbed a-hole, anyways. Oh yeah, so I walked into the Chatsworth courthouse today and got myself in trouble with security. It seems that something in my bag seemed far too dangerous to be allowed into the building. After the rentacop tore my bag apart in his effective search, he triumphantly held aloft the offending item; a staple remover. Yep...what the hell was I thinking? Obviously, this expensive building must only be held up with industrial staples and could be brought down by an insidious terrorist like myself. At least I wasn't arrested. Have a nice weekend, folks.

There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
--Casey Stengel


This is a helpful calculator if you wanted to find out how much you'd owe the RI/MPAA in case they sued you for your pirated songs and movies...not that any of you would do something so criminal. Except maybe Hackrat.

Have you seen that funky HP commercial with the pictures turning into life and vice versa? This guy does a good home made version.

This would be sad...if it wasn't so creepy. Still, who would throw back this catch?

Cool...here's some tips on beating the carnies at their own game. You'll still blow 20 dollars, but at least you'll come home with a 3 dollar stuffed animal instead of empty handed.

8-bit open night, huh? This is the type of artwork you'd find in the 40 year old virgin's place...next to his collection of painted, tiny, pewter figures.

This is the strangest marriage I've ever seen...that wasn't featured on Jerry Springer, anyways.

Looks like the communists are fighting back against the evil, decadent west...with words.

Here's a fun, little, surfing game that's far too addictive to play.

I had to see the picture to talk about, but is anybody ever surprised by anything Sean Penn does anymore?

I know exactly how I want my car painted now...Rrrrarrr!

This is an interesting side scroller starring Rapunzel as an action hero. Gotta love progressive thought.

This paintball gun would be so damn cool...if I gave a damn about paintball.

I have no idea what the heck the context is of this clip...but that's one hell of a suplex.

Great...not only do the razors vibrate, but now they have 5 blades. How long before somebody accidentally cuts their throat? I'm thinking of going back to clam shells.

I dunno about you, but this sounds like an erotic adventure gone wrong.