Farkin' Links Vol. 163 11/17

Looks like I'm back again...not that anybody really cares. Still, I enjoy wasting your time, so I'm happy to be back. I had a very interesting trip to India and Nepal; they're the type of places that are really cool and eye opening to visit, but that you really wouldn't want to go back again. Ever. Even under the threat of torture. India by far is the dirtiest place I've ever been, and that's coming from someone who's been to places like Cairo and Cambodia and who works in downtown Los Angeles everyday. Speaking of which, the air pollution was even hurting my L.A. native eyes and lungs, but it's to be expected in a country of 1.5 billion where they burn every dead body out in the open. This probably means I inhaled at least 2 Indians while I was in the country...and I've been trying to cut back to one. Oh well, maybe for my New Year's Resolution.

On a related note, I was literally followed for 3 blocks from my car by this bum today begging for money. He was talking so much about positive vibes and happy feelings that I thought he might be Milli or Vanilli...you know, the one that's still alive. Anyways, all this harrassment and persistance reminded me of the street vendors in India...although, I have to admit, this bum smelled better. It's probably because he'd taken a bath at least once this month.

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him."
--Thomas Szasz
Hehe...for a "Japanese people are crazy" link, this one is a gift that keeps on giving. Methinks they have an obsession with panties. I wish we had shows like this...

There's some strange ass people in New York...actually, there's some strange ass people on Craigslist. Still, any R. Kelly reference is good in my book.

Wow, somebody actually likes Aquaman enough to write a wordy essay on the ruination of his character in comics. I'm not exactly sure you can ruin a dork in an orange shirt who commands fish...he seems pretty broken in the first place.

This looks like Vicky on a Saturday night. At least, the last part does. (Ads not safe for work.)

If you read ESPN's page 2, this spoof is pretty damn good. Ummm...so, for the people not named Moody, I guess you can just skip this link.

You see, this is why you're supposed to call "Fore!" before you swing the club. I especially like the quote," Did you know that was like blood?" "Spitting out of his head!"

Hmmm...this sounds like some female conspiracy to avoid fellatio. Not cool, Sweden...not cool.

You really can find anything on the internet. Anybody looking to become a full time pickpocket?

And to think, American Express rejected me once for a credit card. I guess I'm not hairy enough for them.

So, they're playing down the Christian link in "The Lion, the witch, and the wardrobe" movie. Being it was written by C. S. Lewis, the great Christian philosopher, I find it rather amusing. It's almost as though being a Christian was suddenly a bad thing.