Farkin' Links Vol. 177

I hope y'all had a nice weekend. Mine was rather busy, although one positive was that our basketball team finally won a game. I was beginning to worry that wasn't ever going to happen again. We blew the one before in the most ridiculous ways; With us being up 7 points with less than two minutes, I think we turned the ball over about 6 times to let them tie it up and send us into overtime. Which we then failed again to keep a lead and ended up going into double overtime. At this point, the refs were just bored and so they made it the first team to 5 points; keeping with our strategy to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, we went up 4 points to zero and managed to still lose. The other team had a ringer and he pulled a Dr. J move by throwing the ball off the rim, getting the rebound and putting it back in...it was quite the stomach punch of a game.

This past weekend, however, we managed to get a decent lead and not toss the ball 5 times into the stands. It's definitely an improvement and it also means we're not going to finish in last. How is it, with one win, are we able to avoid that? Well, the team we beat also only had one win, so we get the tie breaker. Yeah...well, we obviously both stink, but at least there's a team that's worse than we are. Sorry, Jon...don't mean to clown your team or anything. Or, right...links or some such nonsense...


Good News: Castlevania is gonna be a movie! Whips and chains are in again...not that they were really ever out.

Jessica Biel is quite hot...but not only is she box office death, she throws like a girl.

I dunno what scary *ss animal picture books this guy had as a kid, but that's the screwiest looking horse I've ever seen.

Oh...sweet mother Mary...I'm not sure whether to pray for this guy's heart or make myself a bowl of bacon cereal...mmmm....bacon....

I wonder if Abe will be able to get in on some of this Wife-Swap when he gets to Israel. This chick certainly wouldn't have to worry about Abe's work-a-holic tendencies...unless you count time spent playing TurboGrafix as work.

There's nothing like foreign prank shows. Eventually, they'll get enough lawyers to put an end to the fun.

I wonder how come Monica hasn't forced me to play any of these great board games? It would sure beat the hell out of Cranium.

This is one hell of a graduation prank about Mike Hawk. I wonder why my sister didn't try something like this...oh wait, scratch that. She's totally not allowed to do any of that.

Speaking of pranks...these guys have way too much time on their hands.

It's not a purse! It's a European carry-all!