Farkin' Links Vol. 180

Well, Abraham has some great timing. Now that there is a full blown war going on in the country he's immigrating to, I wonder if he just has bad luck. I know my dad has always assumed the devil was following him wherever he traveled. When he went to Holland, a month later a dike broke and drowned 56 people. When he had a business meeting in Oklahoma City on the 19th of April,1995, he moved it up a day out of pure luck...considering he was in a building across the street from the Murrah Federal building. He also had to take a quick flight down to Florida to catch a cruise, so he got the cheapest flight from an Airline soon to be famous for all the wrong reasons, Value Jet. I wouldn't say don't travel with him...just don't go anywhere after he's been there.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
-Groucho Marx

Zizou is the awesomest Frenchman of all time...which really isn't saying a whole lot. Still, I love the 6 hit combo on this page...be sure to check out the fun headbutting game as well.

This is taking lazy to a whole new level. I never want to sit in another bean bag for as long as I live. NSFW

This new shock absorbing bra website seems to be marketing itself to the horny male teenager market. Still, at least I can watch a stimulation...er...simulation of G sized breasts bouncing over and over again without feeling guilty...I mean, it's science, right?

Damn...Wisconsin better let Moses' people go before he brings on the frogs and the locusts.

In case you weren't convinced you could find anything on the internet...here's an entire page devoted to cats that look like Hitler. No, really. I couldn't make this crap up.

This is why obituaries try to stay away from stark honesty. It's just too damn depressing.

I'm not sure what's sadder; that some dork spent the hours required to develop specific rules to have sex in a role playing game...or that I used to actually play this particular role playing game. Actually, I should be sad that these rules weren't around then...NSFW

Maybe this guy should have just played this GURPS roleplaying game instead of this much more real one. It beats playing with your new boyfriend Bubba in a dark cell.

Damn...I hope I'm having this much fun when I'm 70. Well, maybe not quite that much fun...

Hehe...for the "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have this educational cartoon. It's not quite a GI Joe PSA, but it gets bonus points for being acted out with giant tigers...or something. (Hat tip: Tristan)