Just to give you an example of how hard at work people are here at my office, Shaleah(you'd never guess from the name, but she's black)brought in this ass padding that she was wearing under her pants to give the illusion she had "back." This resulted in a whole lot of people smacking her on the butt and grabbing it...of course, only female employees as if any guy did that, it's a lawsuit waiting to happen. It seems since God deemed that Shaleah's breasts were so huge, she shouldn't have a butt...at least, that was her theory. Reo, a male employee here, wasn't a big fan. He thinks that it's false advertisement and that it gets you excited so that once you reach on in...you get disappointed. Obviously he's an ass man. The other girl in here with that same problem also tried on this ass padding. She was wiggling it around and stuff...even had someone take a picture. Say what you want about this company, it's never boring.

So, last night my friend the jinx managed to ensure that the Pacers would lose. Newjen guaranteed that they would win which was pretty much like taking a baseball bat to Jermaine O'Neal's knees. The "Newjen guarantee" is a very famous, or shall I say, infamous act of evil sorcery that this guy can pull. In every case when he's ever guaranteed anything...the exact opposite always happens. In sports, relationships, you name it, he's destroyed something by jinxing it. Anyways, he insists that it's not real and it's a coincidence...which Moody vehemently denies. It's only a coincidence if it happens once or twice, but a Newjen guarantee is as certain as the sun rising in the East. Sure enough, once he guaranteed a win, not only did they lose, they didn't cover the spread AND they went over for total game points...so pretty much, he was a complete loser. Thus the Newjen guarantee legend continues.