Farkin' Links Vol. 141 9/6

Well, I managed to hike for two days in Bryce Canyon and not die, so I suppose this was a successful weekend. Other than the airport managed to lose my luggage on a 40 minute flight forcing me to buy new clothes and gear at K-mart, the freezing cold, rain and hail of all things, and the burning soreness from wandering for 10 miles two days in a row, it was a pretty fun trip. You really can't put a price on watching Marlon almost set himself on fire multiple times. Nor can you really know what to say when Ben brings up, out of nowhere, the fact that men in gay porn can make 3,000 dollars a scene. Nobody got seriously injured, everybody made it back to camp on their own power, and there was a really good buffet right down the street with ribs and, most importantly according to Winston, a soft serve machine. This is one of the main reasons there hasn't been a links update lately, but hey, I was more concerned with survival and all that. Anyways, enjoy the links.

"My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared."
--P. J. Plauger


I don't remember this guy in the Carebears...but I hope he sticks around.

Hehe...I know I'm supposed to give a crap about that missing girl in Aruba, but this shirt still cracks me up. T-shirt hell is just wrong.

Nice...this is the way to answer nosy newscasters. That'll learn 'em!

Speaking of nosy newscasters...I thought this weatherman was about to tell the anchorwoman to go back to her home on WHORE ISLAND!

Well, as all good "Japanese people are crazy" links are, this one is not safe for work. Still, have you ever wondered what kind of freaky sh*t gets sold in a Japanese porn shop? Wonder no more.

Since I haven't had a link about Eva Longoria for a while...this one will work. What an expressive chick.

Poor elephant...I wonder if he gets to use the handicapped parking sections.

Jeez, it just ain't safe to be a pervert out in public anymore.

Wow...that is the second biggest spider I've ever seen...

I guess the lesson of this is for ladies to always wear a bra when they appear on TV...hopefully, this lesson gets ignored. Not safe for work.

Well, this certainly makes me feel comfortable about the safety level of nuclear power. I mean, we don't have any jellyfish in America, right?

Damn...it's good to be the king; even in Swaziland.

This is a quick spaceship game that's a lot harder than it looks.

I know what list this guy's getting on with Santa. Not that he'll be that concerned...he'll probably be more concerned with not dropping the soap.

And just a picture that's worth a thousand words. I certainly wouldn't have taken that parking spot.