*Easy there, big boy. I'm not that kind of girl...*


It's all fun and games until someone gets eaten. A trainer was killed by a a killer whale at the Florida Sea World today. I'm always morbidly amused when people are shocked, shocked to discover wild animals are actually wild and will kill you if they feel like it. I mean, it IS called a killer whale; you sort of expect shit like this, don't you? Circle of life, man...*takes bong rip* Still, imagine being at that killer whale show? Timmy's going to have a lot of questions afterwards.