Farkin' Links Vol. 46 3/3

I like giving a quote of the day instead since I've been particularly lazy as of late. Let me find a good one...

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer


Looks like teens are doing "garage jumping" in Florida now. This involves jumping from a multi-level parking garage to another over 80-100 foot gaps. This is what is referred to as evolution in action.

This woman claims that a neighbor came into the house and tricked her into having sex with him by pretending to be her husband...Riiiiiiight. If she's selling bridges, I'm not buying.

Well now...I guess you can now tell her it's "God's Will." That might work.

You'd think the game show people would make sure the mixed up word wouldn't spell something like this. Then again...it's probably good for ratings.

Now THAT'S a prank! Very cruel...I hope it's just a photo shop job.

Hehe...crazy Germans. Maybe this is why Ron Artest wanted to work at Circuit City, though.

Just in case you were thinking of destroying the world, well you need a plan. Know your enemy!

Awww....look! It's a baby Hunter S. Thompson!

I can't see this book on unisex haircuts doing very well...except in the comedy section.

Speaking of zee Germans, this one managed to install Linux onto his iPod. What a great idea...I always thought the iPod was far too easy to use.

Damn...the future is now. You too can drill holes in your head to put in electrodes to combat depression, just like in that book "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" It's a really stupid name, I know. That's why when they made it into a movie they changed it to "Blade Runner."

Cool...pirates AND ninjas! Where do I sign up to get my booty?

It's REALLY not this guy's day. I mean, if you can't go to Chuck E. Cheese and have a good time without getting tasered, where can you go? Still, I'm sure the kids enjoyed this show better than the animatronic band.

Ever want to see a cement truck blown to smithereens? Of course you have!

Hehe...I wonder who pays the 200 dollar fine after you touch the wires of death?

O.K. That was a fun quiz...Boobs, butt or shoulder? It's not as easy as it sounds.

Here's an interesting game...you're a pelican...your goal? Crap on cars.

Here's an interesting story about a man trying to escape over the boarder...into Canada.

Praise Allah, Batman! There's a new superhero in town!

Here's how Polish guys fight over the honor of their women. Normally, I wouldn't encourage these kind of prejudices, but Polish jokes are funny.