Farkin' Links Vol. 50 3/9

Damn...I can't believe I'm already up to 50 on the links already...even worse is the fact that I did about 20 before I even started numbering them. Oh well, I'll be taking a break from this after this week anyways; vacation comes first.

In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are.
--Nicholas Chamfort


Next time your girl tries to use the "Not tonight, I have a headache," just pull this article out.

Hehe...I always wanted to do that to a motorcycle...I hate those things when they're on the road.

Hmmm...she fought the curb and curb won. I guess those H2's aren't as "extreme" as they're portrayed to be.

In this case, she fought the law and the stun gun won. I guess women really are trying to be equal with men, even in crime.

This is a cool site; it gives you the history of all types of famous songs...you know, just in case you were curious about such classics as Oops...I did it again...

As Bill O'Reilly would say, "Now for the most ridiculous item of the day," they have Bono on the short list for World Bank Chief, despite having absolutely no banking skills whatsoever. Well, he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

Well, it's nice to know a country I'm about to visit has cops this incompetent. Hopefully, they're open to bribes as well.

These guys have an interesting hobby...I'd rather build funny snowmen like Calvin and Hobbes, but I guess this is pretty cool too.

Here's a classy lady you'd like to take home to mom...if your mom is into trashy sluts, that is.

Sure, "Japanese people are crazy" for wanting nipple enhancers, but blame Canada for encouraging them.

Wow...you really can buy anything on the internet...even part time prostitutes now.

Speaking of those wacky Japanese, they've banned blood donations from anyone who was in Britian or France from '80-96 because they're paranoid of mad cow disease...not that you need an excuse to ban the French from anything.

According to this study, Spanish speaking youth have sex less than those who have learned English. That's funny, they certainly have more kids...what's the Spanish word for condom?

That'll teach that copper to respect the no parking signs...

Britney is not looking so good lately...I guess that's what marriage does to you. Especially when you marry some white trash dude...

Awwww...how cute...they found a baby star...

Hehe...ALRIGHT! It's And1:Team Asia! In fact, I think we played these guys on Saturday...

Hmmm...Al-Qaeda tried to kidnap Russell Crowe to destabilize our culture or something...how about we just give them Jude Law and call it even?

Oooohhhh...the irony. Actually, the headline says it all,"Man taking avalanche awareness class caught in deadly slide." I guess he wasn't aware enough just yet.

Yikes...that's just weird. World's smallest man has a baby son who's bigger than he is. Wait, I'm confused again...does size matter or doesn't it?