Farkin' Links Vol. 47 3/4

That was one hell of a fire last night! A group of us were out eating some weird ass pork at a Korean BBQ when the house across the street decided to have a BBQ of it's own. I'm not sure what set it ablaze, although Marlon did get up and disappear for a while, presumably to "go to the bathroom," but that house turned into a flame out straight out of Backdraft. I don't think anybody was hurt, so it was one hell of a floor show for the dinner finale. Hmmm...I should give you guys another quote anyways even though I actually wrote something today.

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
--Granville Hicks


In case you were unsure of whether Anna Nicole Smith was completely insane...this ought to set you straight. Might not be safe for work.

Speaking of crazy people, looks like Mike Tyson has decided to start singing. Well, it couldn't be worse than William Hung's album, could it? I'm hoping for another Wesley Willis, myself. "Rock over London, rock on Chicago! Folgers, it's good to the last drop!"

I was pretty bothered by the rains that just flooded Southern California, but at least it wasn't like this. I keep telling you people, France sucks.

That's almost cheating! Damn, I miss hockey.

Well, I have to say, that marriage lasted longer than I thought it would.

I'm not sure I can improve on the title of this piece,"Get this off my penis!" Let's just say that the metal nut wasn't the right size.

Wow...Uncle Jesse is a dick, just like Superman! Still, what a friend, eh? I wouldn't do that for my friends.

Yikes...my worst nightmare brought to life! A man actually died by getting caught in an escalator!

Do you know the Flags of the World? I apparently do...11 out of 11, baby! Oh, and that trick question? It's not a trick.

Hmmm...the crazy ebay link of the day happens to be a woman's breast. Look out, it's dangerous!

I guess some women aren't as oppressed in Iran. I wonder if her husband collects comic books, because that would explain a lot.

Hehe...Japan, eat your heart out. the Dutch now sell emergency vibrators from vending machines.

Cool...here's the complete collection of the Calvin and Hobbes comic strips. Spaceman Spiff lives on!

Ya man...don't mess wit da kung fu kid! Look out, ShoNuff, Shogun of Harlem!

These are pretty funny...mostly because Romance novel covers are on a comedy level all on their own.

In today's "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have what appears to be one of their crazy gameshows which has a creative use of a construction site.

Zee Germans are killing themselves with this bureaucracy...but hey, at least it's kept them from invading France lately. Not that I care what happens to France, it's just we get called in to separate them everytime.

Heh...Al-Qaeda has launched an online magazine to rally Muslims. Of course, since only rich people over there have computers, I'm not sure who they're going to reach.

Well, I guess some women actually liked showing their breasts to Koko the gorilla. I'm not sure there's much else to say.

Cool...South Korean programmers are doing the Lord's work. Well, they're certainly making it a lot harder to to actual work, so that's still pretty good.

...and one more clip from Cheaters...because that show is the bestest. You never know what's going to happen...