Farkin' Links Vol. 51 3/10

Well, here's my last email before my vacation, so enjoy it, dammit! If I make it back alive from Cambodia and Vietnam, I most likely resume this time wasting pasttime. Either way, you'll have to find stupid stories and links on your own until after Easter. So long, suckers!

Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
--Bertrand Russell


These are not the stories I need to read before I go on a long plane ride...

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have robot mannequins who strike a pose when you stand next to them. Let's just keep Sarah Connor away...they might get ideas...

Here's some good tips to get rid of those pesky people that bother you at work...like your co-workers, your boss...

Hehe...and you thought the DMV was slow; imagine the DMV in Italy...

I feel the Earth, move, under my feet, I feel the sky tumblin' down, tumblin' down...

Hmmm...my friends Chris and Mark tried this one night at my place with an economy sized bottle of tequila...I found Chris asleep with his head in my toilet.

Nick Carter seems to have the embarrassing hasbeen who appears in the Enquirer every week sort of career now.

Killer croc captured in Uganda...and for some reason, they're not turning him into a pair of boots and a belt. Well, maybe since he has a history for having eaten around 83 people they'll elect him president.

This would be Moody's Teacher of the Year winner, I'm sure.

Because all crime has been solved in New York and Sipowicz has retired, the police pass the time by giving out tickets to people selling Girl Scout Cookies.

Here's an interesting game; it's a race through a maze...

This guy took that movie the Omen way too seriously. Besides, his kid couldn't have been the anti-christ; my brother Grant is the anti-christ. There can be only one.

I'd say this guy should plead insanity, but really, he sounds completely sane. I'd probably have shot them too.

If you thought that the music people put on their cell phone rings was far too personal, wait until you get a load of what they want to use next.

The Malaysian government now encourages kids to watch t.v., so they can improve their english skills. Let's just hope it's not MTV they're watching.

Doh!

Suddenly, I'm not too sorry I missed out on organized sports in High School.

I bet this guy's a method actor...still, he still alive so that makes him a failure.

Well, there you go. Even in poor countries lacking in food, chicks still manage to get fat.