Farkin' Links Vol. 48 3/7

Go Lebanon! Well, you win some and you lose some. Specifically, on Saturday, our basketball team lost, but on Sunday we won. The victory would have been much sweeter had my teammate not elbowed me in the throat. Thank goodness I still have a terrible cough, so the pain from the bruise just sort of blends with the existing pain from coughing, so nothing much has changed. I hope you all had a good weekend, next weekend proves to be much more exciting for me. I leave you with the links, and a quote.

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
--Arthur C. Clarke


See...this would actually convince me to watch Tennis. That's why they should form a Russ Meyer Tennis Association; it would destroy the current set. Uhhh...probably not safe for work.

Awww....everyone's favorite fat lip syncher is now depressed that he's the laughing stock of the internet. He should embrace his inner William Hung and make more videos...and start charging.

Well, now we know what the Canadians do with all that time covered in snow...they conduct stupid research on people's fingers.

Have you ever wanted to fake your death...maybe because you were embarrassed as badly as a Southwest commercial? Well, here's a plan.

This game is extremely difficult...but highly addicting.

Robert Blake coulda saved himself some trouble if he'd used this website instead of asking his stuntmen friends to kill his wife.

Cool...there's a new opening in the G-Unit posse! I wonder where I can send my resume of slappin' bitches and fighting the man.

This is just because your day won't be full without a Lindsey Lohan reference.

Hmmm...well, this isn't technically porn as there isn't any nudity, but simulated blowjobs with bananas might be considered not safe for work.

Wow...some people love there pets, but some people LOVE their pets. That's sort of like getting the Mexico donkey show in your yard.

This looks like a job for Batman...or possibly Ghost Rider...no, maybe the Shadow...

Jeez...poor Canadians...they so miss the NHL that they're going all the way to Mt. Everest to play hockey.

This is a fun game with a bump copter. What's a bump copter? You'll have to play it to find out.

Hehe, whoops. Don't reposess my car! I forgot the bodies...I mean, my stuff is still in there!

Holy crap, Batjew! I didn't realize rabbis did THAT when they performed a circumcision!

That's an interesting commercial; it reminds me of the Phantom as it involves a man standing right in front of a cannon instead of getting out of the way. Slam evil!

I know the Austrians have a reputation for being stodgy, boring and rude. That's basically all true, but they do have a cool city with THIS name.

No way! They think the 3rd worst job in sports is Rodeo Clown...that's my dream job, man!

This is a pretty detailed pool game from Oreo...still, it costs less than going to a pool hall. Unfortunately, you have to provide your own beer.

Wait a minute...you could actually have a TIGER for a PET in this country and nobody told me?!? Well, I know what I want for my next birthday now.