Return of the Links! Farkin' Links Vol. 52 4/12

Because nobody demanded it! After a full month off, I'm ready to waste more time with useless stories and video clips! I really needed that vacation...I mean, it had been 5 whole months since my last one. Anyways, I'm back!

"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong."
--Wolfgang Pauli


This makes me feel good about sending any kids to public school on a bus. Then again, I survived my bus driver back as a kid and I think she actually won several races while taking us to school.

Well...some ladies doing the lord's work right here. Good job! Definitely not safe for work.

Dammit! How come I didn't find out about this until they finally decided to ban it? I'm not sure if it's worth moving to Montana, but it sure would have been a plus.

What a bunch of losers...it's just so un-American to ask to lower your pay...

I really wish I had cool teachers like this when I was in school. What's going on? Are strippers just using teaching as a fallback job now or what? At least she's living up to her title as a "Special Education" teacher.

Wow...when you carry a straw in order to drink the spilled alcohol you attempted to steal...you might have a drinking problem.

Poor doggies...I blame Disney and their horrible 102 Dalmatian movies for this kind of crap. Hey, if we can blame Grand Theft Auto, why not Glenn Close?

Damn...you know that line "With friends like these, who needs enemies?" You would not want to go drinking with these guys.

First drinking, now this? Montana...how far you have fallen.

With the invention of the camera phone, you would think this happens a lot more often. Hell, I bet there is a website devoted to it already.

This isn't all that interesting of an assault and battery, but any story that starts off about a Miss Cleavage is gonna catch my attention. Of course, I had to track down a pic of this McCormack...you know, for perspective...and what a perspective it is.

I'm not really sure why this is the theme of the day, but...actually, I can think of several reasons. Regardless, I guess parties like that one in Old School really do happen.

Hehe...this must be a relative of that person who makes cat purses. Death threats are a little over the top though.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, here's an old broad who wants to Rock and Roll all night and party every day...unfortunately, her neighbor wasn't part of the KISS nation.

Well...I guess Walmart really DOES have everything. I wonder if you can get married there too? Maybe in the Home and Garden section.

Someone managed to make a game with a soccer ball entertaining...before you call me a bald faced liar, check it out.

...and I thought those Cialis commercials were over the top. Check out this Viagra commercial.

I'm pretty sure this is why Marlon had to start wearing a helmet when he goes snowboarding.

Man...I really miss hockey.

Hehe...that ex-football player who shot at Siegfreid and Roy's compound wanted to warn the world about them. I'm pretty sure we already knew they were gay. The sequined blouses and prancing about sort of tipped us off.