Farkin' Links Vol. 90 6/15

Happy Hump Day! Hopefully this day rolls along nice and quick. An interesting coincidence happened last night in a game of Taboo last night that I thought fits in nicely with these recent links. Newjen and Uriel were taking on Kim and Jack in a battle for supremecy and as practice to take on the queen of all word games, Joan. Newjen's team had basically locked it up with 19 points whereas Kim and Jack needed to come up with 5 to take the victory. As the time ran down, Jack had only managed to get 3 right. As Kim turned over the next clue, Darth Vader, time ran down on their victory hopes. All that echoed through the condo was a death scream of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" This Darth Vader quote is just the gift that keeps on giving.

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."
--Don Marquis


Wow...origami AND Yoda? Better than this does it get? Mmmmm....

Hehe, just one more Star Wars link. What's that? Noooooooo, you say? Too bad. Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

This guy puts the Bee Gees to shame with his falsetto...well, something to shame, anyways.

I've played this game before; it's actually more fun than Jenga.

I had no idea that the Aquabats had fallen on such hard times. Still, pizza delivery is a noble job and the best one Jack ever had.

I guess this is a "Japanese pets are crazy" link for today; I especially like these words of wisdom,"If you have a cat, or a dog for that matter, be careful where they urinate." (Hat tip: Azure)

This is a pretty funny picture of my favorite NBA psycho, Ron "Melee" Artest showing his support for WNBA player Holdsclaw. I suppose since he was suspended for the season, he's trying to cut back on expenses, but seriously, how much could a WNBA jersey cost? Don't they give those away with anyone dumb enough to buy a ticket? (Hat tip: Jon)

I suppose the lesson is to not piss off any Asian grocers...still, this guy fights like a girl. I thought all you Orientals knew kung fu?

Unless you're trying out for a porno, this doesn't seem to be the best way to attend a job interview.

This new type of tv looks about as practical as those vague looking Star Wars holograms that flicker. I think I'll stick with a plasma TV.

I wonder if this is how firefighters stay gainfully employed? You know, maybe when they get bored.

If you're looking for the perfect gift for a loved one, this ain't the place. Still, it's pretty damn funny.

Here's a bunch of crazy fun mini games for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you like Warioware, you'll dig this.

WOW! That's all I can say about this video about the most realistic Zombie game of all time. Even if it's staged, this guy got the ride of his life!

Paris Hilton is retiring in 2 years...I suppose the question is, retiring from what?

These are the type of murals that Wily E. Coyote hates.

This may be the coolest time waster ever. My office mates are going to kill me after about two hours of this.

Nooooooo! They busted Big Worm! Playin' with his money is like playing with his emotions, man!

Cool...Zack, the Lego Maniac has nothing on these guys.

For the silly ebay auction of the day...I'm tempted to give them money never to do anything this scary with photoshop ever again.