Farkin' Links Vol. 100 6/29

Holy cow...I've gotten to 100! I should make this special or double sized or something to mark the occasion...but I'm not going to. It's just going to be business as usual. Enjoy.

"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought."
--John Kenneth Galbraith


Well, this guy takes all the fun out of Batman Begins...what little there was to begin with, anyways.

This should come in handy for storing my...uhhh...personal pics.

How much do you want to bet this guy is a NASCAR fan? He's quite definitely the man.

This is pretty cool, but these things were hard enough to pedal when I was 10 years old and full of sugar...I'd be done in 5 minutes now.

Have you ever complained about having nothing to read? Of course not, you bunch of ADDers spend your time in front of a tv all the time. Still, for the low price of 7,000 bucks you can have 828 feet of books...that you'll never read.

Mmmmm....bacon....I don't think this is on my short list of gifts for Moody.

I suppose Michael would be good with videogames considering all the time he spends with children...

For the silly ebay auction of the day, wow...not only do I get this crappy toy, but I get the story as well? Oh wait, you gave me the story for free...

Hey, those two old guys from the Muppet Show are back. I remember them being funnier...of course, I remember Voltron and He-Man being wonderful shows with clever original scripts.

This is why you should never change clothes in front of a camera...even if you think it's not working.

These are some extreme athletes...extremely stupid athletes.

Hey ladies...if you're getting desperate, I found the perfect website for you. Surprise, surprise, he's still single.

I'm not sure why I played this game so long; maybe I just like the idea of being a psychopathic bunny with John Woo fetish.

Everybody kung fu fighting...

Only in Australia...I suspect he was more angry that it wasn't beer than the fact that his overtime was alcohol.

You know, with the way teachers are today, I'm really sad I wasn't born at a later date.

It's nice to see Paula Abdul getting involved in the government and caring about her community...wait a minute...this is over nails? What a stupid bi...

I'm not sure what's more ridiculous...the fact that they actually made 20 sided dice to hang in your rear view mirror, or the fact that it's sold out.

Where there's a will, there's a way...especially for horny inmates.

In the "Japanese people are crazy" link for the day, we have my dream of a gold plated toilet seat coming closer and closer to fruition.