Farkin' Links Vol. 95 6/22

Damn hump day...it always seems too busy. I'd like to write more, but I'm just not going to today. Enjoy da links.

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
--George Bernard Shaw


So THAT'S what's going on with all the porn sites taking stuff down...uhhh...so I've heard I mean.

Talk about sick and wrong...who knew dolphins were such sluts?

Since I haven't put up a stupid Star Wars link in a while, I figure now is good. It's a faq on how to build your own lightsaber. No advice on how to keep living in your parents basement.

Uh oh...maybe I better change my name. Let's see...Joe Black? Tyler Durden? No, Rusty Ryan! That's a keeper.

Uh oh...this is even worse news. I better start doing some work before anybody notices. You too, you bunch of bored time wasters.

I didn't realize kid's egos these days are so fragile. Back in the day, we used to suck it up and take like a man...er...boy...whatever. Bunch of pussies, I say.

Damn...this really does look like something from John Carpenter's The Thing...keep him away from PETA, they'll probably try and kill it. (Hat tip: Azure)

I guess next time she should use Duracell...on second thought, maybe they should toss her ass in jail and throw away the key.

I don't want to shock any of you, but it appears that Bill Clinton is having an affair. Take a deep breath and try to remain calm...

This is kind of silly; if you're really an environmentalist, wouldn't you not want to waste wood on a coffin?

Wow...Barry White is alive and...whoa...I guess he had a good reason for pretending to be dead. (Hat tip: Vicky)

Damn, this may be the most frustrating game I've ever played. Enjoy.

War certainly is hell. I'm glad Amnesty International wasn't around during WWII or we never would have won. NSFW

Whoops...talk about a bad day. I don't know what the hell this artifact was, but it didn't have a chance in Shaky Mcfinger's paws.

This is a fun little snowboarding game you can play with your mouse. Avoid the obstacles so you don't end up like Marlon.

Holy cow! Homer Simpson is a genius! Not only is tomacco real, but it's fighting SARS!

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have a piece of history, folks! Conspiracy theorists, only need apply.

Here's yet another soccer reference for Moody, just so he doesn't feel left out. Plus, it stars a cute baby...chicks did babies, right, Tony?

I'd like to have some of what Spin is smoking when they named OK Computer the best album of the past 20 years. It seems like just yesterday when they were getting booed at the WeenieRoast playing the new songs from that album.

This is why you should get out of the car when a cop asks you to. She sort of reminds me of that grape stomping lady; you really have to have sound for this clip to get the full effect.