Farkin' Links Vol. 98 6/27

I hope you all had a great weekend; mine involved a lot of driving. The most amazing thing about this weekend is the fact that our basketball team is somehow 5-0 and the first place team to beat. I'm not sure at what point we became good, but I'll ride with it. I think a lot of it is mental; even when the game is close now, we expect to pull it out and win. Just like the willow, we bend but do not break. A team on the other end of the spectrum would be Brian's team sitting at 1-4. Poor Brian; yesterday he started out having a poor game with a turnover leaping pass to no one and a layup that clanked off the rim which led to his first outburst with the refs. I turned to Newjen and told him,"Uh oh...I don't think B's gonna make it through this game." As if to reinforce my amazing psychic powers, moments later he goes for a steal and exchanges a Holyfield headbutt with an opposing player; unfortunately, he was Tyson in the incident. He busted his eyelid open and started to bleed all over the place. Now he gets to be in a wedding with a big ol' shiner like he attended a fight club the weekend before. Did his team rally and win, you ask? With this sort of luck, what do you think?

"So little time and so little to do."
--Oscar Levant


You could call it overreacting, but I say he's just taking Sean Connery's good advice from the Untouchables. "You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue." I bet they don't play anymore pranks on him anymore.

This is a pretty fun Batman flash game. At least as fun as this recent Batman movie.

...and here I thought that other stuffed animal guy was weird. Oh, well, I guess he was, but this is taking it a little too far.

Wow, that David Hasselhoff can do ANYTHING!

Crazy Australians and their beer.

Who knew Mario Bros. was totally metal? The guitarist, though? David Lee Roth called, he wants his hair back.

They will make a flash game out of anything...even pumping gas. Still, it's pretty fun; it reminds me of Burger Time.

Damn, I was just being facetious with that last link. I guess they really WILL make a flash game out of anything.

My dad's the one all into this Shroud of Turin business, but I just have to question the title of this article. They made something that's similar so that proves the Shroud is fake? No wonder nobody trusts the media anymore. They're logically challenged.

For those mad scientists out there(I guess only Ben, really) here are the top 10 ways to destroy the Earth. All you need is a lightbulb.

You gotta love this shirt...I know Bill Clinton certainly does.

O.K. I'm so pumped for this movie. Is Vince Vaughn just the funniest guy alive right now, or is it just me?

Is it just me, or shouldn't the whole kiddie rape charge be more important than the doggie rape? I mean, poor dog and all, but it's a damn dog.

Normally I'd be mocking another new reality TV show...but I'm tivo-ing this sucker. Why? Because it's my prerogative...

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have a person who either has a weird fetish or knows absolutely nothing about selling.

Unless she was a stripper, I don't see a reason to be carrying money around in your bra. In her case, she must be one hell of a stripper.

That's pretty cool...these guys should be on Junkyard Wars.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link...well, even for them this is pretty out there.

These emo hairdos are pretty damn bad...but even if they had normal haircuts they'd still be losers.

O.K...why the hell does Britney Spears need a baby registry? Is that goofball that she married really that expensive?