Farkin' Links Vol. 87 6/3

Last night I attended a play with Moody and Uriel titled "A Long Bridge Over Deep Waters" at the Ford amphitheatre. Moody was trying to support his younger brother who had a part within the show but he didn't want to go alone so we volunteered to come along. All we knew about the show was this, so we really weren't sure what to expect. Other than a Bill Clinton speech, I doubt I've ever read so many words saying absolutely nothing. The show, while uneven and extremely confusing to start with, ended up being rather entertaining. It was a series of scenes with various characters interacting with each other much like that great movie Crash, only religion was the topic of the day as opposed to race. It was no Crash, but it managed to not be too heavy handed and used humor to lighten up even the more darker subjects. My only problem was that it didn't say anything new or daring, so it was rather pedestrian for a supposed controversial show. I'll give it a 6/10. Hey, at least it was better than Val Kilmer as Moses in the Ten Commandments. Oh yeah, I'll be gone next week, so you'll have to fend for yourself for time wasters. Later.

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
--Mark Twain


What a wonderful page chock full of wisdom from the funniest man in basketball, Charles Barkley.

Hehe...what did the four knuckles say to the face? Bam!

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link today, we have just one Japanese dude who has WAAAY too much time on his hands. At least he gets to be in the World Records.

Damn...I hope South Carolina isn't anything like North Carolina, but either way, I'll try and not steal any TVs.

Alright! Dukes of Hazzard goes global, baby!

Hmmm...in California, you go to jail for selling pot. Maybe they're just trying to cut down on the competition for Oregon...I hope we're getting a cut.

Did I already say "Japanese people are crazy"? Well, so are their dogs. He's probably just happy he's not in Vietnam and on the dinner menu.

Uh oh, Austria! Mexico is angry with you! Seriously though, what are they gonna do? Send countless illegal immigrants into Europe to bankrupt their welfare state?

Holy crap! If I ever turn to a life of crime, I'm definitely doing it in England!

I bet this trophy was made in China.

Everybody has to have a hobby, I suppose, but if he tried this crap here, he'd be screaming for a whole other reason.

Whew...I'm just glad none of my pictures made this page. I'm gonna have to be careful from now on.

Hehe...the Darth Vader mockery continues...Nooooooooo!!!!

From the looks of this guy, I'm not surprised he has a lot of time on his hands to practice boomerang tricks...still, it's pretty cool William Tell impersonation.

For the silly ebay auction of the day, well, I don't think the Tooth Fairy would have left this guy any money.

Awwwww....isn't that touching.

Wow...this cat needs to lay off the lasagna.

I know, I know, you're all sick of Star Wars links, but this one is the last...until I find another one, that is. Seriously, though, this is one cool computer.

I don't understand how the 49ers are one of the worst teams in the league when they have great training videos like this.

...and since everybody seemed to love that Numa, Numa fat boy so much, it looks like there's a new dork in town. We need a lip-synch showdown!

Since I won't be here next week, I should include this game now. It has everything you need, lasers and cute monsters you blast into bloody stumps. (Hat tip: Tristan)