Farkin' Links. Vol. 93 6/20

Joan had her bbq this Saturday in celebration for Uriel's last weekend here in the Southland before he goes off to defend our country in Iraq and most likely play many many video games. There's not much to do over there; I don't think they have much of a nightlife unless it involves car bombs. I brought Tristan along in hopes that he would play some Taboo as Joan needed to be taken down. She'd dominated too long and we needed to see her challenged for the title. I was not disappointed.

Well, technically, I was somewhat saddened; Joan went down in ignoble defeat several times that day. In fact, I don't think she won a round. There she was, just flailing about with terrible partners(including myself) and never really showed her skills. She was reminiscent of Mike Tyson getting knocked out by the chump of the week after such a long period of dominance. At least she didn't try and bite Tristan's ear off...although that would have been pretty cool. Just an example of how off the match-ups were, she had Chris as her partner one round where he used questionable clues. The first was the word "Bang", so Chris throws out,"O.K. You would gang-"blank" a woman." I'm pretty sure Joan doesn't watch porn, so I don't know what the hell Chris was thinking. Suprisingly, it got worse. Somehow, Chris went with the word "Blow" by giving this clue,"You would give a "blank" job to a guy. On his penis." I'm not sure what was funnier, that clue or the fact that Joan's first thought was "Hand." Either way, Chris followed up that "Blow" clue with the next word, "Mouthwash," and continued his silly sexual innuendo. "After you finish up the job, you would go into the bathroom to use this in your mouth." You gotta give him credit; he took that one and ran with it. As the Quotable Dave would say, "Good times, good times."

"It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them."
--Pierre Beaumarchais


OK, I need one of these toys right now. Seriously...right now.

MOVE B*TCH, GET OUT DA WAY! GET OUT DA WAY B*TCH, GET OUT DA WAY!

Hehe...this is pretty funny. Human cannonballer fired for being afraid of flying...in an airplane. Not that I blame him after my horrific flight back from South Carolina...I think I'll elect to be shot out of a cannon next time.

I'm happy to see South Koreans protesting against oppressive governments and all, but don't they have a guy a little closer they could be concerned with? You know, he was in Team America and he has a pompadour...and he's murdered millions of people. Just a though. (Hat tip: Moody)

I'm not sure I approve of all this violence against boys, but this game is pretty fun. I love throwing rocks.

These are some really cool photos...they make me want to go on vacation again.

Usually, the voice in my head says "have another cookie," not "slam a nail in my head."

So THAT'S what Darth Vader looks like without his mask. This makes the whole move to the Yankess make much more sense.

In this silly ebay auction of the day, we're about to find out just how much this guy's dignity is worth. I'm guessing not much more than 50 bucks.

There are some seriously frightening people out there...but at least they're good for a laugh.

Ummmm...speaking of seriously frightening people...I still can't help but be jealous of these corpses. They're totally getting more action than I am.

I'm not sure what's funnier; the fart this anchorwoman lets out or trying to decipher what the hell is coming out of her mouth. Is she the Swedish Chef's sister or what?

Let's hear it for free speech and offensive t-shirts; T-shirt hell has brought back it's Worse than hell section. "Dave Chapelle went back to Africa--One Down." Ouch.

This is a fun little shooter where you just run around and blow things up. Not that I'd be wasting precious work time doing this...it's a little loud.

"Japanese people are crazy," but they sure do some really cool things with paper.

Well, that settles it for me. Obviously smoking is good for you. A giant cigarette monoply owned by one of the most repressive and evil governments in the world wouldn't like, right?

One great result of our terrible school system is people attempting to express their views in insurance claims.

It might not be in the cards to own a gold plated toilet seat, baby, but I'll settle for this Gothic Commode seat.

Hehe...Ghosts and Goblins was the greatest game back in the day. Fake knife fights in parking lots usually get you in trouble though...I mean, back in high school...you know, forget about it.

I told all of you that PETA was murdering animals for the hell of it, but nobody believed me. Now, their reign of terror is exposed!