Farkin' Links Vol. 101 6/30

It seems like a good time to start hyping up Newjen's fireworks extravaganza for Monday the 4th. Just check the previous people who have been there and they'll all tell you it's one hell of a show. True, there have been some casualties; Jon almost burned his eye out and there have been plenty of damaged clothing, but let me put it this way. Jon hasn't missed a show yet. Some things you'd give your right eye for...like this show. It's explosive.

"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire."
--Reggie Leach

I bet if Newjen did this, you'd all come watch his fireworks extravaganza...so, whattya say, Tony? Will you? I know I'd like to see this.

Holy...this is so not appropriate for work...hell, it's not appropriate for anything, but it's the craziest most bold "Japanese people are crazy" link I've ever seen. DO NOT watch this at work.

This is blatant evidence that you can never underestimate the stupidity of the public.

Uh oh, people...today is the last day of Toby's life.

Ouch. This is the reason people who ride motorcycles usual cause of death is...riding a motorcycle.

This guy has been watching too much German porn...but the funniest part of this story is the fact that the guy's name is Moody.

Pamela Anderson is aging much quicker than I thought...hell, she already needs depends.

Since I seem to be a in a dirty mood tonight, for our silly ebay auction of the day, we have a guy who ended up having far too much fun...so much, that a doctor had to remove it. Here are the X-rays.

Gee, maybe if Amnesty International wasn't going on about Gitmo being a GULAG with torture and murder, we might actually hear their complaints about some inhumanity going on in Iran.

Do you wish you could go hang out in the city that never sleeps, but can't afford it? Well, you can download these pictures and pretend.

Here's an impossibly hard baseball game for you to try out...only slightly less hard than actually standing in the batters box in the Majors.

Wow, a timber mafia and strippers? I really have to go to India now.

I dunno...it seems like a fair punishment. Little brats most likely deserved it.

Well, I haven't put in a Star Wars link in a while, so you can't complain. Besides, Darth Vader would probably be a really tight DJ.

Jeez...no drunkeness, drugs or porn? Does Bob Jones University even qualify as a college?

That's good to know. I wonder if this is posted in Gitmo?

Awww....poor bike. Wait a minute? Did I just feel bad for a bicycle? Damn, these guys are good filmmakers.

This chick got ripped off on her breast implants...still, I wish our commercials were as funny as foreign ones.

See, this isn't helping eliminate the prejudices people have about African Americans, but I gotta say, that boy can dance!

Hehe...that's about right...damn commies.