Farkin' Links Vol. 102 7/1

Friday is finally here...I hope you all have a fun 3 day weekend and that you try and check out Newjen's big bang show. Other than that, I can't concentrate enough to write anything interesting. You'll just have to settle for a quote.

"People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them."
--Anatole France

Goddamn zombies! They're everywhere! This is a pretty fun game, for those of you not lucky enough to go to movie premiers in Pittsburg.

This seems like a rather unfair fight...but if you've ever wanted to play a fighting game starring Weezer(and who hasn't?), this is your chance.

I know I can never get enough of William Shatner, so here's his version of Se7en.

This is kind of cool...it's Tetris with Super Mario Bros. shapes and sounds. I love me some 8 bit musak.

Sharon Stone is getting stunt doubles for her sex scenes in Body Instinct 2. Who the hell greenlighted that sequel? Probably the same guy who authorized a Bewitched remake.

Yet another useless study about men and the worst insult you can say to them...surprisingly, their mama doesn't factor into it. I think the best is the ranking of men's fantasies...these men were obviously lying.

Check out rubber boy...he's better than Gumby, but his hairdo is about as bad. If I could do that, I'd probably sit around licking my...you know, what? Nevermind.

Belgium has no problem meeting with a murderous dictatorship that harbors terrorists...unless they don't serve beer. It's nice to see they have priorities.

Well, that's good to know...er...not that I have to worry about that or anything.

Speaking of that...that's not good.

Here's a website doing the lord's work. Seriously Lindsay...have a cheeseburger...and bring back the freckles.

Wow...you really can find anything on the internet. Don't forget to add this to your list of blogs, Chih Hao.

I better not show this pic around the office; everyone will want to order this chair. I don't think Staples carries it, though.

Damn...even mice are getting more action than I am.

Reason number 4,235 I don't do camping.

For the silly ebay auction of the day...I'm not even sure what they're selling here. White slavery?

As if Tom Cruise hasn't demonstrated his complete insanity enough...what did the Fresh Prince do to him?

I love fads...they produce such embarrassing pictures for future generations to laugh at.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have them creating man made tsunamis. I guess the giant death rays were just too expensive to try and take over the world.

Maybe this is what the hard line Muslim extremists are afraid will happen to their country if they let in American influence. Hell, it scares me too.