Farkin' Links Vol. 59 4/22

Happy, happy Friday. Last night, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim managed to pull out a victory over the Cleveland Indians, a team that has owned them for far too long. I think it might be the wacky names on their team that gave them special powers, but Coco Crisp got himself tossed out and Milton Bradley is now going postal for the Dodgers. Poor Ohio, first LeBron being a loser, now this. Speaking of losers, the Dodgers also lost last night breaking their 8 game winning streak. I'm so happy baseball is back in season...

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But, naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
--Cliff Clavin (John Ratzenberger)

Holy Corey, Batman! Whoever thought Haim would make Feldman look sane and healthy? Still, he's not nearly as embarrassing as the host of this interview.

Jeez...I thought a bloated Corey Haim was scary until I saw this Craigslist ad. Not that there's anything wrong with it...no, actually there's all kinds of wrong going on in it. Not safe for work.

Who ever thought that Michael Vick would be as engrossing of a character off the field as on? I wanna be just like Ron Mexico!

This guy is pretty good; I like the giant computer painting.

Gee...my reaction times aren't too good. I guess I need to get back onto the smack. How did you fare?

I had no idea Rally races were as exciting and dangerous as running with the bulls in Pamplona.

This game is a little hyper for me...especially with my reaction times, but you might enjoy shooting down some birds.

This is a novel sale on the ebay link for the day. How much do you want to bet that the winner of this bid will be Goldenpalace.com?

Here's another silly shirt site...I dig this Iraq one...it's the Shiite.

Transformers really ARE more than meets the eye. Who knew they could dance like that? It took a lot of control to not make a doing the robot joke...I hope you appreciate that.

Hmmm...meet Henry Earl...a man, a legend, hopefully not a role model.

I bet this guy went to Cal Tech...hell, it might even be Ben with a "Ron Mexico" last name for all I know.

Alright! I'm a technical virgin! You can be too...all you have to do is take the pledge!

This is an interesting virtual tour...the bonus is you don't even need to bring a bunch of one dollar bills with you. Not safe for work.

This may be the funniest site I've ever seen...Who wants to sex Mutombo!

I haven't paid much attention to Conan's Walker, Texas Ranger clips, but this one got me. That's just sick and wrong.

Here is all the evidence you need to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that William Shatner is truly insane...and that everyone in the 70s must have been on drugs.

Well, this chick sure plays hard to get. I guess this is the Asian version of Axe deordorant.

Norweigans are upset with McDonald's new McAfrica sandwich since much of Africa is starving. I dunno...it looks pretty tasty. If people down there would stop murdering each other for fun, maybe McDonald's could build a couple of restaurants.

Science has finally solved one of the most troubling crises in our society; why does some popcorn not pop? This should make paying 12 dollars for popcorn at the movies somewhat of a better deal.