Farkin' Links Vol. 55 4/15

Happy Friday and all that.

There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
--Rita Holt


Osama's master poisoner wanted to kill as many Britons as possible by poisoning their toothbrushes with ricin. Obviously, this guy's never seen British people's teeth...

Man...didn't these guys watch Jurassic Park? You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!

Hehe...so John Paul II Avenue is home to sex shops in Poland? I hope they're not following the church's idea of sex...that would be illegal.

Damn...yet another teacher having extra-curricular studies with another student. This one has an interesting twist; she only gave him a 65 % in her class. I guess she doesn't play favorites.

Would you like to know what you'll look like in 40 years? I sure as hell don't, but check this link out anyways...and bring a pic.

This is an interesting multi-purpose purse...although the wearer will still hit like a girl.

Apparently this is a running feature, but it's the first I've seen of it. People really will do anything to get their 15 minutes of fame.

...I'm talking ANYTHING! Bunch of sickos, really.

Speaking of people who will do anything to be on tv, this foreign show is way better than Jerry Springer. I've never seen a guy get drop kicked on Springer before.

On the subject of foreign shows, I always thought the Teletubbies were the creepiest things on t.v., until now. I mean, these things can water ski, dammit! Why? How?

Hehe...this is the reason guys take aerobics classes.

My hero of the day...take that PETA!

I guess there really are monsters living in the closet.

Here's an interesting collection of absurd British patents...how absurd, you ask? Where would you rate a fart collecting device?

Oh sure...these golfers try and pretend they're tough in the cold, but it's only a 9 hole course! Do the full 18, you pussies!

Wow...I always thought Utah was only full of weirdo cultists and polygamists, but there be black gold in dem hills.

I KNEW being too clean could kill me. That's why I never wash my hands after I use the bathroom.

It looks like Fire Marshall Bill is back at work again.

I know what would solve the issue with this particular student; a severe beat down.

Hmmm...well, it looks like I've figured out where my next vacation will be. Sweden, here I come!