Farkin' Links Vol. 57 4/20

I've learned an important lesson this past weekend; never play a double header of basketball games. Now my knee is swollen up like a basketball and I'm gimping around like Leapin' Larry. Have a happy hump day...if that's possible.

"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. "
--Dave Barry


This is a game right up Paul Chua's alley...Kill a Kitten.

Hehe...this girl is SO fired.

Whoa...Barney shouldn't have eaten Mexican food before going to work.

Stop me if you've heard this one before...a Rabbi and a Nazi walk into an airport...

Al-Jazeera is starting a children's station...well, when you're trying to teach people how evil America is, it's best to start young.

That answers my question about whether reindeer could really fly or not.

Wow...this guy definitely makes the cut for my Hero of the day!

OH MY GOD!!!! Air pollution takes 7 months off your life?!? That means if I was meant to live 77 years...I'd be dead at 76! Oh the humanity!

I wouldn't be part of any club that would have me as a member...but, I doubt this site would take me anyways.

Coldplay's singer thought about blowing his own head off to make sure his new album was successful. That's some serious dedication to his art...or insanity...one or the other.

This headline is probably only possible in California...but here it is. Porn Star Politician Arrested In Strip Club Raid.

That crazy Arizona sheriff strikes again. You'd think being locked in jail would be more embarrassing than wearing pink underwear.

Well, Starbucks is an evil empire...I suppose this could all be part of their master plan, whatever that is.

Talk about a man making the world a better place; give that man a medal!

...and the girlification of men continues. At least hot wax hasn't entered into it.

Cheaters may be the greatest show ever made.

I know there's that old stereotype that women can't drive...well, this doesn't help.

These fortunes would make getting Chinese food much more interesting.

In case you thought Stoner Creek is a bad name for a street to live on, check this one out.

"Why in the world would you think your (cell) phone would work in your house?" he asked. "The customer has come to expect so much..." Wow...I don't even need to comment on that one.