Farkin' Links Vol. 60 4/25

I hope you all had a good weekend. I spent the time rehabbing my injured knee...which means I sat around in my underwear eating pizza and watching real basketball players in the playoffs. Speaking of basketball, I still can't get that great Dikembe Mutombo website out of my head; it has to be one of the greatest quotes of all time. I think it mainly works because he's a funny looking foreigner with a silly accent. I'm not sure it would work if I walked into a party and raised up my arms shouting,"Who wants to sex Castagno?!" I might get some laughs, but I doubt I'd get any takers, nor inspire a website. Anyways, here are you time wasting links. Enjoy...

"Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself."
--Peter da Silva


Wow...this person likes video games just a little too much, methinks.

Hehe...somebody has an inferiority complex. Of course, how much faith can you put into this study when it's obviously biased? They probably used porn stars as their test subjects.

Here's a lawyer that can screw you inside the court and out. Don Hollywood isn't quite up to standards of Randy West or John Homes, but it'll do.

O.K., this is even funnier than that Mutumbo page. Who could possibly give better advice than a foreign professional NBA player? Dear Dirk...

This guy is a magnificent bastard...pranking poor peons at Starbucks? I guess it beats working there.

I know Kim is really into survival guides, so here's a useful tip on how to make fire out of two items sure to be in your camping gear, a soda and some chocolate.

The Olympic committee foolishly allowed the Greeks to channel the movie Tron and make yet another ridiculously ugly mascot for the 2010 Winter Olympics.

Sho em yo motto! I think I'd change my name if it looked like this.

One of my favorite sites is back around again; Awful Plastic Surgery. I think you can figure out from those obscure clues what it's about.

I figured I'd add a shameless promotion of Tristan's employer, G4 with this clip of a completely ridiculous yet extremely cool Nintendo controller.

I dunno about these not being good starts to a eulogy; laughter cures all.

For those of you feeling depressed and as though life isn't worth living, make sure you heed this page. We wouldn't want you to be a total failure at suicide, too, loser.

Wow...the currents run deep in symboligy on this flash movie. Well, deep in something, anyways.

I know Abe has been missing the mildly offensive, stupid Jewish links, so here's one with 50 Cent, a robot and...well, I don't want to ruin it.

Here's a nice link for Newjen about fireworks...hopefully he can put this to good use and avoid setting anyone on fire this year.

Well, that black cat had it coming.

This is the beauty of live t.v., you never know what could happen.

This game's for Moody...because I know he likes flash games and I know he's had to play this game for real at one point or another. Incriminati!

I always sucked at Simon says, but at least this version has an easy mode. Crap...I still suck.

...and since no links of the day can be complete without some tacky Hollywood slut news, I give you Eva Longoria with an interesting message on her shirt.