Farkin' Links Vol. 54 4/14

No philosophical quandries today, I'm just not in the mood. I didn't even put as many links as I normally do. If you don't like it, well...

"Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. "
--Josh Billings


Damn...Mr. Miyagi was right...this really is hard!

Here's a group of Choose Your Own Adventure books that never quite made it. I like "In Soviet Russia, the Adventure Chooses You!"

This game is all for Moody...since he's the only one who seems to find soccer entertaining in any way. I gave it a try, and ended up with a tie. Gee, what a surprise.

Wow...they've managed to move off of ebay and set up their own marketable website. I didn't realize that there were this many guys in need of an imaginary girlfriend.

Hehe...I guess this is the result of No Ma'am. They make a strong case, though. I especially like the article about only marrying foreign women.

This may be the creepiest website yet...and that's saying a lot after some of the stuff I've seen.

This seems like good advice.

Wow...it's a visual representation of the lowest form of comedy. Uriel would absolutely LOVE this page. I do appreciate the old piece of string joke.

Well, that was helpful...now I can tell someone I love them in two different ways with sign language. I already knew how to tell them to commit a loving act with sign language, so this should come in handy.

Do you need to write a sappy love letter but are too lazy to do it yourself? With this site, you no longer have to! I'm anxiously awaiting the Fireprince's website for a random poetry generator.

Hehe...this happened to me once at the gym; although I wasn't lifting the equavlent of a small car. Ouch.

Ahhh...so this is our choice regarding women, puppy or dog?