Farkin' Links Vol. 58 4/21

Well, my knee seems to be getting better so I suppose I can put off my basketball retirement for now. Speaking of basketball, LeBron James has once again failed to reach the post season in the crappy East of the NBA. Hopefully, this means less Sprite and Bubblicious commercials.

"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."
--Abraham Lincoln


Wow...I would have loved to do this to my old car, that Suzuki Samurai piece of...

Well, I wonder what a ruling like this will do to office sex? I need to start taking more breaks like this guy.

Germany is on a tear...first they give us the new Pope, now more life-ike sex dolls? The Rhineland is on the rise again...

How would you like to sit through all six Star Wars movies in one try? I'd probably walk out after number 3...maybe I could get a half price ticket.

Hmmm...someone has even more time on their hands than I do. Abe, was this you taking these Vegas pictures?

Just for your safety, a page on How To Not Get Hit By Cars. Of course, a good tip to remember is to just not get in their way.

I'm not sure this headstone is as cool as the Russian mafia guys in their Adidas jogging suits, but I suppose it fits. I mean, Jews really, REALLY like to talk.

Alright, first the bunny hostages, now the thumb? These donation sites are really getting carried away.

This story should amuse Chih Hao, who took great pains to tell us about a Law and Order episode about a rapist dentist. I bet the guy in that episode is glad he's not living in Iran.

Damn...these guys must have really been inspired by that Michael Jordan/Larry Bird McDonald's commercial back in the day.

I know we have our problems with Europe and all, but do they really need to try and elect terrorists just to piss us off?

I thought they wanted the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth in a court of law? I guess they can't handle the truth...

These shirts aren't as cool as my WWJD for a Klondike Bar? shirt, but at least they seem to be pissing off people.

My hero of the day is this Vietnam Veteran. I wonder if this incident will make the cut in Hanoi Jane Fonda's follow up to her book,"My Life so Far"?

Cool...Real Genius has come to life. I wonder if Cal Tech had anything to do with it...maybe I should ask Ben.

Church of Body Modification? Ha! I wouldn't recognize a silly cult like that, nor would my bretheren at the Church of What's Happening Now.

Uh oh...according to this Chinese scientist, the arctic icecap will completely melt by 2080. That's not good...I mean, the Chinese never make mistakes, right?

In case you thought frivolous lawsuits occurred only in the U.S...I guess Russia is learning far too much about our system.

...and one last link for the bored. Having trouble with your putting game? Well, who isn't. Now you can practice and get paid at the same time.