Farkin' Links Vol. 65 5/2

I hope you all had a nice weekend; I got to say goodbye to my little brother who's joining the Airforce next month. Since we're not chicks, we didn't have a tearful goodbye or anything; we basically goofed around and watched silly movies like Starsky and Hutch and Spinal Tap. He's supposed to be going into intelligence and he's being sent off to some school to train him how to speak German. If the military thing falls though, he'll at least be able to get roles in movies playing a Nazi. Nazis never go out of style for villians in movies even though they've been dead and buried for 60 years. Speaking of old people, we all visited my grandmother this weekend who's turning 71 this year. She's at that point where she can't hear very well anymore so she shouts everything and thinks it's normal; in other words, she suffers from Voice Immodulation like that Will Ferrell skit on SNL. She's cool because she believes in all these crazy conspiracies and talks about them as matter of fact like she's talking about the weather. Things like how the Illuminati controls the government and are angling the world towards Armaggedon which will take place in Israel...it's like having my own personal Michael Moore in the family. Well, that was a ramble; enjoy the links.

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
--Elbert Hubbard


That's just sick and wrong...although I bet his ears were kept pretty clean.

Although only a Cal-Tech nerd would even consider going through the trouble of doing this(Read Ben Wu)I can think of several things I'd like to record on those annoying talking fish.

A phone with a 4 gigabyte harddrive for mp3s, a 2 megapixel camera AND high speed wireless access? It's...so...beautiful...I think I'm gonna cry...

This is pretty cool site with vintage pictures of my hometown. L.A., I mean, Not Diamond Bar. I mean, that would just be silly.

What do you get when you combine that old arcade game Asteroids and a bunch of sheep? Sheepteroids, I guess. Hehe...sounds like an STD.

Paul should enjoy this game and the treatment of kitties...

I don't remember Excitebike being this violent.

I supposed this gives this fella some street cred, but seriously, how can anybody competing on American Idol be called a "rocker?" I just can't see Vince Neil up there crooning "Girls, Girls, Girls" to compete with Kelly Clarkson.

This link is for Chih Hao if he ends up in Alabama again with nothing to do. It sounds like a fun game to play in Walmart.

Well, I'll be reading more of Shelly the Lesbian Love Doctor more often. Especially if the letters are this bizarre every time.

I, for one, can't wait to see the Wirlyball finals which will probably be coming to ESPN6 sometime this year sandwiched between the Magic:the Gathering competition and the Rock, Paper Scissors finals.

This is new; an urban dictionary where individuals get to put in their own definitions of words. This Cap'n Bullmoose has some interesting definitions which are totally chungus.

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have a pair of lucky underwear. Lucky, in that you'd be lucky not to contract chlamdyia just touching this thing.

Wow! Maybe Cliff Claven WAS on to something with his Buffalo theory regarding alcohol consumption!

Hey Vicky, if you're still looking for a tattoo, this is a good site to get some ideas for. I say you go for the full sleeve Boba Fett tat...

Back when I was in elementary school, all I had to worry about was getting in a fight; I certainly didn't have to worry about getting infected with AIDS.

These people need to be publicly flogged; who the hell would stiff the Girl Scouts? I mean, I understand how great those cookies are, but come on! They're 4 bucks a box!

Well, here's some tax money well spent. This is what Britney Spears and Paris Hilton hath wrought with their stupid toy dogs.

Hehe...in the "Japanese people are crazy" link for the day, we have a former racing model who decided she could drive one of those F1 cars just as well as the fellas.

Here's a news flash for you health experts, Shut your pho-kin' traps! Nobody wants your useless and contradictory advice!