Farkin' Links Vol. 56 4/19

So, the new pope is Benedict the 16th...that's great. I mean, if I cared about that sort of thing. Still, this new pope is one of zee Germans. I'm not sure I trust those guys.

"I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world."
--Georges Duhamel

I didn't realize Method Man was part of the Illuminati.

So, who's digging the new Los Angeles Angels...of Anaheim? This guy makes a strong case for keeping the new name. I really don't care, just as long as they keep winning.

For those of you who thought that my friend Uriel was Superman's father, you're wrong. He's an Angel. Check it out...he even has a cool backstory.

In case you forgot; Old people will f*ck you up.

Just in case that last story didn't convince you, check this one out, with the assist from a garden gnome...and stay away from Page 3, they have naked women and stuff. The link is on the left bar, just so you don't accidentally click on it.

That's just sick and wrong. This is why I want no part of a marathon, regardless of what Fong says. I don't want to be wearing a diaper...I'll wait till I'm 67 like everyone else.

Just in case you thought you'd seen everything, this place is selling pregnancy piercings.

Jenna Jameson and Judith Reagan are having a "catfight" over monetary issues regarding a TV show. Although I included this story just so I could mention Jenna Jameson, I like the idea of the catfight; they should settle it in the octagon...or a mud pit.

Penis enlarging spam is branching out to a car near you.

Wow...this video ain't safe for work, but it's pretty damn funny. It's certainly a novel way to push a button.

This montage video of people getting smoked has some fan favorites, including Marlon's grape crushing anchorwoman.

It's about time they made a Too Fast Too Furious flash game. It would have saved Zhi at least 40,000 dollars in upgrades on his phantom car.

This basketball team obviously sold their souls to the devil...I wish we had some of that this past Sunday when we got our butts handed to us.

See...this is a true friend. When you're being a fool, he'll let you know.

What's wrong with these people! Don't they know marriage is between a man and a woman...except in Massachusetts?

Crossword puzzles are now guard training in California. Your tax dollars at work, folks!

Speaking of your tax dollars, it seems San Francisco fire and police departments have a drinking problem. Hell, if i had to live in SF, I'd have one too.

Hehe...teacher proposes a "Get Naked" day and is surprised when he gets in trouble. I'm assuming he was just following the trends; there's been a lot of female teachers having a get naked day with their students lately.

This story makes me wonder...is there an official streaking club?

...and a game for those who like to smash things.