Farkin' Links Vol. 123 8/3

Happy humpty hump day and all that. It's been a quiet week and I'd like to keep it that. Remember, Friday is just around the corner.

"It is bad luck to be superstitious."
--Andrew W. Mathis


I heard the rumors while I was at Street Scene, but I guess here is the evidence that Fergie needs Depends.

Ouch, ouch, ouch! What the hell did he do to you?

This is an extensive list comparing rappers to college football teams. Basically, it's a link for Moody, since I doubt anybody else has the knowledge or inclination in both categories. Plus, I couldn't find a soccer link.

Here's a fun sumo wrestling game that's reminsicent of every mini game in Mario Party.

In case you were wondering, yes, it is anal sex month. Where does this story come out of? San Francisco, you say? What a surprise!

Here's a completely inappropriate mini game for the Devil's Rejects movie where they encourage you to upload a picture of your boss and mutilate them. Yeah, that's not going to get someone fired or anything...

The UK is forcing beer companies to use uglier men in their advertisements to discourage the notion that success and attractiveness can be obtained by drinking. I think they're missing the point; after a few drinks, everyone looks pretty damn attractive.

I haven't posted a silly ebay auction of the day in a while, so let's start it up again with this puppy. I knew those Oompa Loompas were not to be trusted!

Even Lauren Bacall is talking smack about Tom Cruise...I don't care what she says, Tom Cruise is a great actor. He's no Humphrey Bogart, but then, who is?

Dayamn! Spiderman, eat your heart out! This guy is quite impressive...but what's more impressive is why the bad guys don't just shoot him when they had the chance.

Oh yeah, this is a marriage with a great future. At least she knows he can't cheat on her...with other women, at least.

Uh oh...looks like Planet of the Apes has started in Puerto Rico.

This grandmaster chick is playing 326 chess games at once...heh, you know she was popular in high school.

Awwww...no more drinking heavily in Minnesota anymore. That's all they had going for them!

Wow...old people...they'll pho-k you up AND steal your chips.