Farkin' Links Vol. 138 8/26

It's Friday and all that. I am fairly happy that I finally finished my Europe trip album...and it only took me three years. You know it's old because Uriel is in it. Either way, it was one of the more fun trips I've taken. Contiki tours are great times; the hotels suck, the guides know less than your average high school student about the historical landmarks you're viewing, but your fellow travelers are between 18-35 and half of them are Australians. Even if you were visiting Topeka, Kansas, you'd have a good time. This isn't my best photo album I've made on tour, but it's the most recent one completed. Either way, why don't you check out the sparse album we made; I know it's not many pictures, but I plead drunkeness for most of it.

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
--August Strindberg


Oh goody...all that complaining about not having enough fashion for men has finally paid off. We now have "pubic pants." I wonder if you have to own several Barbra Streisand albums to by these pants...

Anything free is worth what you pay for, I suppose. Even if it's a trip to the ER.

Mmmmm....ghetto fries...sounds like something worthy of Homer Simpson, or Jack Lin.

Gee, a human catapult can result in injuries? But it always works in the cartoons!

If you want something done right, you better do it yourself...unless it involves jabbing a giant needle into your breast. Then, death sounds pretty good.

Damn...piss off Sharon Osbourne at your own risk; she believes in some frontier justice. Of course, the response by Iron Maiden is kind of wimpy; aren't these guys a tough, heavy metal band? Since when do they whine and cry in posted internet responses?

Talk about a real man. I think I'd be rolling on the ground crying if I broke my back. It took this guy 44 years to realize it.

Hehe...this really does look like some strange fetish you'd find in Japan. Either way, it's pretty funny, and safe for work.

Wow, this guy was serious about winning his costume contest. Although, to be honest, the finished project still looks like crap.

This is the type of soccer I could get on board with...take that, granny!

I guess the lesson here is to not jump off the roof with rollerblades...but I think I already knew that.

Ooohhh...those wacky, crazy computer programmers sure know how to party! I can't wait to get invited to one of their shindigs!

Here's a little girl crybaby rant about how bad fantasy football is. I'd tell him where to go with his high horse, but I'm trying to cut down on the goddamn profanity.

Are you feeling lonely? Why not find a new friend and make a prison pen pal? I'm sure he's got company every night from his cell mate Bubba, but I'm sure he'd like to hear from the outside world.

You mean an ad featuring a nun holding a condom would offend Catholics? What planet are these ad wizards from, exactly?