Farkin' Links Vol. 124 8/4

No movies, no interesting signings, no nothing I want to talk about this week. My life has suddenly become dull...it's time to end it all...oh wait, nevermind. I have a new Agent Pendergast novel to read, Dance with Death! Life is good...life is great...

"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little."
--Joe Martin


I guess that's a lot worse than getting a bug stuck on your windshield.

I can appreciate what they were trying to do with these dog condoms, but seriously, what kind of sicko wants to put them on the dog?

Wow...this is the type of sick thing you'd hear about on an episode of Seinfeld. Bribing an 8 year old to peg another kid in a little league game is one thing, but when that kid is autistic? He's so going to hell.

This Hulk game is a lot better than the crappy movie...of course, since it's a blatant rip off of Rampage, one of the best mulitplayer games ever created, it makes sense.

I'm pretty sure this never happened to the real Batman. This kid needs a Snickers.

This is an interesting story simply because they don't explain what these "sexual favors" the girl was selling. At 6 and 4 dollars...what does that buy you, exactly?

I've never used this option in an elevator, but it seems like it's worth a try if you're in a hurry.

Holy smokes! I mean that literally, too. I didn't know you could smoke out of that hole. Ads not safe for work.

I suppose this could be viewed as in bad taste...but at least the game has you defusing bombs in the London subway, not setting them off.

Hehe...I think that would be a pretty cool bank card to have. It would have been much funnier if his name really had been Richard.

This is just like that movie the Wedding Planner with J-Lo...you know, the one that nobody saw. Still, is it wise marrying a male wedding planner? Isn't that like marrying a male interior designer?

Now here's an interesting study that supposedly proves a relationship between the size of a man's shoe size and a man's penis. Shaq must be hung like a horse.

I wondered how they found a positive review for that movie "The Animal."

Wow, this chick is getting screwed by the Florida Lottery. I usually don't advocate lawsuits, but this is one time someone needs to get their ass sued.

...and one more cutesy Japanese game that involves lots of killing. Enjoy.