Farkin' Links Vol. 129 8/12

TGIFriday and all that junk. Thank goodness this week is almost over...Oh yeah, Vicky wanted to see if anyone wanted a great deal!

"A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment."
--Willis Player


I figured this would happen once gay marriage started...not that there's anything wrong with marrying your business partner to lower your taxes.

Those poor Gitmo detainees...only able to read up to the fourth Harry Potter book while knowing there's 2 more. That IS torture!

Well, there's a novel way to smuggle in drugs, although they should use old men if you're using this tactic. I'd stay away from the superglue, too.

Oh...my...god. This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life. We can all think Azure for bringing this to my attention. (Hat tip: Azure)

Here's a computer that supposedly still works encased in vegetable oil. While that's interesting, it's completely useless and hence, is probably the product of some weirdo Cal Tech grad. Ads not safe for work

I know colleges are really open and accepting of different lifestyles, but I think child molesters might be taking it bit too far.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, other than their really cool toys, I feel bad for the food those Nipponese kids have to eat. This quote says it all,"Strawberries go well with minced fish."

Well, I guess the biodiversity in Chernobyl seems to be thriving. Nuclear power rocks!

This must be a big woman...oh yeah, the pictures seem to indicate that.

Of course, if you don't want to spend money on Vicky's furniture, you can always go this route. Just don't piss off Fed Ex.

Here's an interesting chess set for the ladies...it's not like I need to handle pieces like this. I have one of my own. Of course, if Winston wants to add to his phallic collection, it's a perfect piece...

I would say we should invade Venezuela after reading this, but really, what's the point?

Hehe...crazy Euros...this ad would never play in America. I can already see the lawyers swarming.

I don't care how much I trust someone, I wouldn't do this.

...and I thought I had too much time on my hands at work...and I do, but I've never taken anyone's eye out.