Farkin' Links Vol. 131 8/17

I managed to do something utterly stupid yesterday; I locked my keys in my trunk. You could say that it's a silly mistake that could happen to anyone, except that this is the third time I've done it. Since the first time I did it, I made sure my front door is always unlocked so I can always just manually pop the trunk to get it. Of course, the second time, my trunk release was locked...and needed the key to release. This third time, however, was the charm. I managed to not only have my driver's side door unlocked, but the trunk release as well. Now, if only I can stop locking my frickin' keys in the trunk, everything will be just fine.

"It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree."
--Charles Baudelaire


This has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I love English translations...prepare for the Backstroke of the West! I mean, Revenge of the Sith! Not surprisngly, this dialogue is actually better than the trash Lucas wrote.

People will do anything to be on America's Funniest Home Videos...too bad that show's not on anymore.

The only difference between Microsoft and a loan shark is several billion dollars.

I'd say this guy needs a new hobby, but, hell, I wanna be a ninja too.

Wow, this guy took "What would MacGyver do?" to the extreme! Take that, panty bandit!

See, this is why I don't cook. Well, there's lots of reasons, but this one will work for today. Ads not safe for work.

Maybe this is why McNabb and T.O. are fighting. Come on, T.O., take one for the team, like Martin...

I guess it's not duck season in S.F. Strange what passes for a big news story up there, though.

Cool...for the "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have WWII Japanese propaganda!

It's been a rough couple of years for Sheehan, eh?

Oh my goodness...these people need actual children. These are cats, people! They don't need a damn hotel room!

This is some creative science; I only wish water was composed of gin.

Who says stoners aren't creative? I'll have to ask Moody if he's ever tried this.

I know a little about this whole blogging thing being bad for business. I got a complaint from one of the people I did a signing for...must be more anonymous.

...and one more stupid time waster, a chicken chucker.