Farkin' Links Vol. 125 8/5

Friday is finally here, thank goodness. I'm hoping to at some point go watch that March of the Penguins movie. Yes, I'm entirely serious. I really don't see a downside; it's got penguins, the funniest animal besides the monkey, and Morgan Freeman doing the voiceover. Freeman narration could make a sanitation worker's job sound intriguing. The only bad part is that it was made by some French filmmakers. Usually, I try and not support anything French, but occasionally they make a good product instead of sitting around in cafes smoking cigarettes and complaining about the bourgeois and their packages. Although I wouldn't travel all the way to Antarctica to see penguins, I will pay 9 bucks to watch a movie about them.

"When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business."
--Lenny Bruce

Here's a story about a naked man threatening his neighbors with a sword. I wonder which sword?

Hehe...Alex's favorite movie ranks # 11 on the list of bad movies from the 80's. I can't believe something beat out the Garbage Pail Kids movie.

Wow...Tiger vs. Croc! Who do you have money on?

Mike Tyson teamed up with Jenna Jameson? That's almost as good as teaming up Vince Vaughn with Owen Wilson.

Don' t look now, but...CHICKFIGHT!!! Ads not safe for work.

Here's a history of how Google began. It'll be a nice elegy after Bill Gates has these people bumped off and their buildings torched to the ground.

See...this is why the A-Team used to knock out B.A. Barracus before they had to take a plane.

In the continuing files of the "Japanese people are crazy" links, we have the Japanese Prime Minister getting to talk to the shuttle commander in space...and he asks her how good the noodles are.

Zee Germans are attempting to help communication between the sexes by explaining that what men say and mean are often different. Thanks for that amazing insight, Captain Obvious! Of course, men usually say what they mean. If a book needed to be written, it's explaining womanese.

Oh great...how long now before New York bans drinking soda in a car?

Way to go, dude, fight the man! I like how the judge thinks the man should take his anger out at the cop...that's usually how you end up in a courtroom.

This was almost evolution in action. If a rocket falls on the ground...just leave it.

Hehe...I hope you ladies are taking notes...

These prisoners are getting way too soft. I remember getting excited as hell when we had turkey and gravy back in elementary school...it was the best meal possible!

Wow...they have some strange jobs in India. Now I really need to go...I totally wanna be a langoor.