Farkin' Links Vol. 66 5/3

For those of you who care at all, the basketball playoffs have been fairly entertaining this year. Usually it's the same damn teams doing the same damn thing, but this year we've had a changing of the guard. The Chicago Bulls are back, sort of, and are playing the Washington Wizards who haven't been in the playoffs since last century. Last night saw an epic matchup between the youngsters on the Denver Nuggets led by "Not Lebron" Carmelo Anthony vs. the playoff veterans and the big fundamental himself, Tim Duncan. I like the Nuggets because they have Earl Boykins, a point guard who's just a little taller than my mom at 5'5". You'd think a midget like that wouldn't be able to do much in the NBA, but he only went for 32 points last night. Unfortunately, it was a losing effort, but they look to be back next year and even more pissed off. When these two teams play, you'd think a rugby game broke out. The only thing it's missing is a penalty box and legalized fighting like in hockey.

"Playoff basketball you don't play in skirts."
--Nate McMillan

Hmmm...just in case the Axis powers invade, you'll be able to send out a warning to the Allies with this handy little program.

Man...this game maybe harder than actually playing horseshoes! It is kind of addictive, though.

Ooohhh....off the second floor...nothing but net.

Damn...I've said it before and I'll say it again. Old people...they'll pho-k you up.

Haha...this is why guns and alcohol don't mix.

You know, that's pretty affordable to join the mile high club...and cheap champagne to boot!

Hehe...I thought I was a bad parker..and I am, but this is just classic. Makes Tyrone from that movie Snatch look like a stunt driver.

What the hell is wrong with guys in Norway? This is normally something a guy fantasies about, in Norway, it's a crime.

I guess if you want a life of crime with the Yakuza, you have to learn to talk the talk. These helpful lessons should get you started.

So this is what happened to Calvin when he grew up. He can't blame this one on Hobbes.

I could park my car like this...just not on purpose. (Hat Tip: Uriel)

Wow...this guy is a worse driver than Chih Hao. How do you almost drown yourself in a car? (Hat tip: Uriel)

In case you thought having a monkey butler would be cool, you might want to check this site out first. They're not always bright, clever and fun to be around.

I guess everyone has to have a hobby...I'm just not sure that stalking is the best choice.

Is it just me, or these two chicks hot?

Ahhh man...so THAT'S what that green drink surprise they served me at that bar in Lima was!

In the past, full bodied women were considered desirable and beautiful because they were obviously able to feed themselves regularly, so I'm not really surprised by this competition. I didn't see a whole lot of fat chicks in Thailand...except for the tourists, of course.

Wow...these people are making money selling their bodies and it's not science?

This would be pretty cool, as long as Amtrak isn't involved in any way. Can you imagine a derailment of one of these babies?

...and for the best link of the day that is TOTALLY UNSAFE FOR WORK! Here's a ranking of the top ten lesbian movie scenes...with pictures. Outside of porn, I suppose it's pretty good.