Farkin' Links Vol. 67 5/4

I'm reading this new book I got from my one armed friend at work, Sean. It's called The DaVinci Hoax and it exposes all the historical and research errors in the DaVinci code. Let me just say that Dan Brown has made some really basic and idiotic mistakes and crazy leaps of logic; but at least it made an entertaining book. If you haven't read it yet, don't worry. They're making a movie starring Tom Hanks with that Frenchie chick from Amelie...oh yeah, and that other French guy/Billy Joel lookalike Jean Reno who generally plays a French guy in movies. That's too many Frenchies in one movie for me, but at least Tom Hanks will be there to overact and look chubby.

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
--Robert Heinlein


Condom with a kick, eh? Something has to make up for how terrible condoms feel.

Jeez...this is why I try and sit on the couch eating potato chips instead of cycling across the country, or running on marathons despite certain crazy persons (read: Fong) attempt to get me to do so.

Here's an interesting way to get back at your noisy neighbors...except that it'll probably involve a visit from the local authorities.

Gee, do scientists have an agenda regarding global warming? It couldn't be a power grab in order to change our economic policies and lifestyles; it's science, right?

I don't know about you, but if I was playing chess with a bunch of convicts I'd take Han Solo's advice,"Let the Wookie win."

How do you stop a charging elephant? Take away his credit card! Wokka wokka wokka...

Here's a fun and completely inappropriate website with a listing of racial slurs. I've never heard of Asians referred to as fingernail ranchers...but it's pretty catchy. Not a very good collection of Italian slurs, though. I'm disappointed in that.

Hmmm...this kid managed to change the mighty WB. Maybe these Anaheim clowns can recruit him to get the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim to drop the LA.

This page is extremely helpful when you break something. It's clarifies your choices and helps you solve the problem. Namely, blame someone else.

Wow...this is what happens when you go driving around in KITT without David Hasselhoff at the wheel.

Hoho...more comedy from the ebay auctions. This joke is as old as the one about Wonder Woman's jet.

I include this game soley for Vicky, since she's the only one who actually enjoys this junk...I mean music.

This is a very detailed and accurate history of the internet. Go ahead and read up, you will be tested on it later.

Even in women boxing, the rule stays the same; always bet on the black chick. Beyatch, you got knocked the pho-k out!

Hmmm...I was just talking about that crazy cult of Scientology the other day and low and behold, a German paper grills Tom Cruise about it. Of course, zee Germans are the last people we need lectures from about destructive murdering death cults.

This is the coolest restaurant I've ever seen...I just be scared that a giant shark would come crashing through the glass like in Jaws 3.

Here's a fun game for that budding sniper in you. You might want to get a little practice before you climb that clock tower.

Good lord...everyone so wants to be a victim that they're now inventing syndromes out of everyday events.

Hehe...does Eva Longoria do an interview with Female First magazine every day or what?

Wow...what a ridiculous game...but it's still kind of a fun shooter.