Damn...Santa went off on a ho, ho ho!

Jean Claude Van Damme demonstrates his humility while claiming to be a superhero...yeah, maybe Aquaman.

This is pretty funny. A Hummer2 managed to get caught onto a tree stump and had to be rescued by an old jeep.

I'd make fun of these "bear guys," but the guy in yellow looks like he could kick my ass...so I'll have to just snicker behind his back.

Ladies...would you like to collect child support without that pesky child to take care of? Check this story out.

Oh sure...a private bowling alley is a pretty good gift, but it can't compare with my 20 dollar gift certificate for Sam Goody!

Hey...if Trishelle from MTV Real World can sell herself on ebay, why not a judge?

This might be a joke...but how long before it becomes a serious movement? Especially with those clowns at PETA campaigning for fish rights.

Damn...that's the second biggest baseball bat I've ever seen.

Ozzy Osborne to star in the musical stage version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang...I for once have nothing to say. How do you top that?

The good news is Tom Wolfe won a sex award...the bad news is, well...

What a freak accident...I'd feel really bad for the guy if he wasn't a Frenchman...so I'll just laugh at him instead.

Just in case you were looking for the best heroin in the states...road trip to New Jersey!

I think this is what happened to the A-Team. Damn that Colonel Decker! Why can't you just leave B.A., Hannibal, Face and Murdock alone!

I guess this goes to show that any man that represents himself has a fool for a lawyer. Schmuck.

Wonderbras recalled due to them exploding open...what a silly reason.

Wow...a deer managed to go through the front windshield, through the passenger area and out the back window...that would be the coolest thing you would ever see.

It's nice that you can still be rude in this country and not get sued. Still, I'd be careful about pissing off Jason Voorhies mother...he can't be stopped with conventional weapons and he's really good with a machete.

Hey Carol...if living in Chicago gets too expensive, you could always try this form of cheap housing.



This is a good way to go out...with a song!

It's the most deadliest time of the year,
with the blood flow a slowing
your hearts will be blowing
they'll be no next yeeeaaaar!!!!
it's the most deadliest time of the year.