Farkin' Links Vol. 4

I hope everyone had a nice Christmas...I certainly did. That is, my brothers didn't infect me with some horrible sickness this time; it's truly a Christmas miracle. Unfortunately, I still didn't get that B.B. gun. I'm starting to wonder about this Santa dude...


I knew that Mario and Luigi were a bunch of commies...

Damn...and I forgot this link for potential Christmas gifts to get your friends. Maybe you can save it for birthdays...

This is quite funny...if highly disturbing. Really, it's the evil that American Pie wrought with that phrase MILF.

Hmmm...well, I guess I'm ready to give peace a chance...

If you thought your name was funny, like, ooohh, I dunno, Chung Ping, get a load of this guy's name.

Now this is a diet I could get on board with.

Uh oh...it looks like you can no longer trust your car...Big Brother is watching your speed!

This whole treating pets like people is just getting ridiculous...next they'll be making doggie beer...mmmmmm....beer....

I guess love birds are bisexual...their children are going to be very confused.

I had been neglecting the "Japanese people are crazy!" links latey, but I got a nice one today. Of course, if you've seen their porn, you wouldn't be surprised by this story...not that I watch porn or anything...

You know, I couldn't name all of Santa's reindeer. Hell, I can't name the seven dwarves, either.

I'm not sure what's more amusing, the fact that this robber locked his keys in the car, or the fact that the police across the street didn't stop him until he took them on a chase where he could endanger lives.

This story is so strange...Finnish firefighters set their sauna on fire, hilarity ensues.

I'll have to ask Chih Hao, Tristan and Paul if they tried any of these tasty, Star Wars looking drinks.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and disagree that Jesus would have evicted a pregnant woman and her 3 children from a homeless shelter.

Jeez...I thought New York was exciting. When did everybody become librarians?

Yeah...lay down the law, Bill Cosby!

I wonder if this girl originally signed consent illegally before this occurred. If she did, Take Two should sue her ass.

A follow up to that story about the soccer player that stood up his bride at the altar. Looks like his team fired him for behavior tarnishing the state's image. Ron Artest to help in the appeal.

When will the criminals ever learn? DO NOT mess with old people! They'll fuck you up.

Hehe...is that a salami in your package or are you just happy to see me?