Farkin' Links Vol. 5 12/28/04


I hope the rain isn't affecting everyone too much today...like the 2 frickin' hours it took me to drive into the office! I hate the rain; all it does is give Californian drivers a case of the stupids...Do you really need to drive 90 miles an hour and tailgate the guy in front while it's pouring? At what point did that seem like a smart idea? Anyways, here's da links...


You go Japan! Keep it up! "Japanese people are crazy!" links just never get old. Here's one on their cops...of course, who knows if this is weird compared to our cops. At least they don't pee in elevators.

Man saved from falling into a canal by McDonald's employee. I'm lovin' it.

When Lucy Ricardo pulled this stunt with Ethel, she didn't go to jail. I guess reality and t.v. just don't mix.

Hmmm...well, it turns out Love Birds aren't the only birds that swing both ways. I guess it's no surprise why penguins are so well dressed anymore.

Looks like the spirit of Ed Wood lives on in Germany. I still don't know the names of those stupid dwarves anyways. I mean, did they really need 7? That's just excessive.

Professor wants people to stop having sex on Mount Everest. I wonder if he works for the FEC?

Holy Crap! I want some magic sand! I'm not sure what I'd do with it, but gimmie gimmie!

I wouldn't say that his desire was crazy...just...well, stupid and irrelevant. There...I'm sure he feels better.

This is far more entertaining than the WNBA. O.K., that's not really saying much, but I'd pay to see women do this on a basketball court. Speaking of which, don't forget to play the cheerleader toss game. Forget the basket, aim for the scoreboard.

This seems kind of cool...except how does the piping work? I forsee many floods in this building.

This would have ruined my playboy magazine business back in elementary school, but it SO would have been worth it.

This is probably the most inane record I've heard of since that japanese guy ate all those hot dogs...but I'm impressed. I can't do one rubix cube.

I can't remember if I linked to this before...but damn, it's winter and this shit is cool.

Wow...this guy can smoke and drink all he wants, because if this is what he does for fun, he won't have to worry about old age.

What do you get when you cross air hockey with Star Wars? A highly addicting game...that's distracting me way too much from actual work.

I love the selling point on this item,"Perfect Holiday Gift!" For the alcoholic in the family, I suppose. Or Chih Hao. (Hat tip to Jon the Oracle)

I guess these militants weren't big fans of John Lennon. Give peace a chance!? Shut up!

This just in. George W. Bush won re-election! Unfortunately, there are some people who haven't gotten over it yet. Seriously, get a life.

Wow...apparently the White Power movement has gotten so bad, they've recruited some Mary Kate and Ashley look a likes to put a new face on it. It would be scary if it weren't so pathetic and sad.

Ooohhh...this link is for Alex. You now can rent a midget! For what...well, why don't you just keep it to yourself, you sicko.