I was listening to a 70's station this morning when this song by Carly Simon came on, "You're so Vain." The main lyric is,"You're so vain/I bet you think this song is about you/don't you, don't you?" Isn't the fact that she's asking a question evidence that the song is, in fact, about him? Is she being ironic in this song or just stupid? Maybe this is just an example of female logic.



Have you ever wondered what those rich geeks who made a mint off the tech bubble do for fun?

This is an example of how not to play a practical joke. Dressing up like a terrorist and scaring people with guns isn't the safest pasttime.

Well...there you go. Yet another public service completed due to that miracle drink, alcohol.

Double your pleasure, double your fun...

This article isn't all that great...I just like the headline...

Doesn't getting married usually result in this already?

Hehe...hoist by his own petard...err...ducttape. This is what should happen to criminals. We need to bring the stocks back.

Ahhh yes...wise words to live by. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

This sounds like the new fat excuse...you know, the I'm not fat, I'm big boned? It's not a toom-mah!

Wow...maybe Blockbuster isn't an evil empire afterall. The thing is, without late fees, how will they possibly make a profit? Oh yeah...the 5 dollar rental fees...

What the heck? Man bites dog? What kind of psycho is this guy? He looks like a member of N Sync, too.

Yeah, I'd have to pass on dipping my willy into a scalding hot cup of tea. What good is a million bucks gonna do if that don't work?

Looks like Denny Neagle's hook up with an hooker is going to disqualify his name being on a new baseball field. Well, let's just hope they don't name it after Barry Bonds.

Here's a follow up to that silly story about that girl getting arrested for carrying scissors to school. Cops said,"Sorry, our bad."

This judge thought he was the second coming of Al Jolson. He should know only Ted Danson can get away with doing a blackface routine...after all, he's a liberal.

Hehe...the obligatory "Japanese people are crazy" link of the day. If they really want to learn how to truly say the word Ho, they need to listen to more rap music.

Yeah, I can see how you could accidentally distribute a satanic sex calendar to Junior High School kids. Apparently, this school police officer CAN'T READ!!!

Now THAT'S a bonfire. I love this quote,"He loves children and he's beating himself up pretty bad. It was just a freak accident." Oh yeah, who knew a plastic container with diesel fuel thrown onto a raging fire would explode. Seriously, what are the odds?

Useless study of the day: Women with breast implants have higher suicide risk. Luckily, drowning themselves is almost impossible.

Lesson number 42 in selling drugs; do NOT use a sheriff's front yard as your exchange point.